As a Briton, I ask that you repatriate Colin Salmon, Idris Elba and Chiwetel Ejiofor back to the UK immediately, just in case.

The biggest tragedy is that it marks Statham’s transition into needing fast editing in his fight scenes.

Two of my friends, who don’t know each other, have each watched The Beekeeper. One called it a “contender for worst film of 2024 already”, the other called it “quite fun”.

Now I’m afraid some studio exec is looking at the musicals of “Groundhog Day” and “Back To The Future”, and the excellent opera of “It’s A Wonderful Life”, and steepling their fingers malevolently.

That red “A” she wore was clearly for “Advanced”.

Alternate finisher: “Yes, it was very exciting, and tomorrow we go to the zoo.*”

Also, the tests can be regular, or they can be random, but not both.

We British would be happy to take you back. But there’s the small matter of 350 years of unpaid taxation to deal with first :)

time to start whacking off pee pees

I would pay to see Tenet in theatres if Nolan stands at a dais beside the screen, and does a synchronised live-reading of the dialogue.

They do - I’m going to a 20th anniversary showing of Anchorman tonight, with hopes that it won’t really get out of hand fast.

2 questions:
1: He’s playing Clarence/Thomas as a sly chancer with a keen eye for a scheme, and an upright member of a morally nigh-unimpeachable club?

James Bond. Give him a Bond project that never happens

Pulled me in with “if Knight Rider’s KITT were a family saloon”, repelled me with everything else.

It should just be called “Best Use Of A Massive Budget”.

If your street has three of that... van?, I must conclude that you are a claymation character on a children’s TV show.

I saw him in London as Jerry Springer way back when - he did great, but the show (Jerry only talks, everyone else only sings) is so perfect that’s it’s largely star-proof.

I watched “Aquaman 2: The Secret Of Curly’s Orichalcum” three days ago, and I still don’t know if it was good or not. Yes, the underwaterification of characters’ faces and hair is somehow worse than in the first movie, and there are just too many “peeing in Momoa’s face” jokes, and Guinness need to learn that less is…

The solution is simple - tell them not to tour. Fuck us, they won’t do what we tell them, they do loads of concerts; problem solved.

I’m waiting for A Matter Of “A Matter Of Life And Death”.