“Final trailer for The Marvels really wants you to think there won’t be any jokes”

“Stop trying to make girth happen!”

Blunsling, or go home.

State And Main?

Take your Paul & Storm star, damnit.

Agreed. Does the remake have:

We don’t cotton to that kind of math round heah!

But he’ll confuse the Miami mid-day news team even further:

The shower scene with a bunch of Snake’s soldier pals ogling and catcalling her? That scene put the lie to any “she’s not sexualised, how dare you!” bleating from Kojima.

The answer to explaining a different voice is simple: Dale stops smoking.

So for the rest of the night, as she roams the party, people come up to her and say, “I like your blue bird costume”, to which she responds, “I’m not a bluebird. Feathers: ASSEMBLE!”

I am constantly thirsty, and after being up for a couple of hours I am constantly peeing

Research has found that fully three quarters of movie purchases are based on which properties inspire sexy Halloween costumes.

“/You’re/ Olympic pole-vaulting hopeful Brent Underjaw!?”

Good gravy, don’t read it: http://legacy.aintitcool.com/node/11793

People who don’t have good international roaming data rates on their phone contract.

Their next press release will say they always meant they’d be producing 2025 per year by 250,000.

There are several European countries (certainly it’s the law of the land on the Greek island of Crete) where it’s the responsibility of the driver in front to get out the way of approaching faster traffic. Their hard shoulders are nearly always a full car-width, just for this. You get used to it very quickly, and it…

Speed-awareness courses in the UK teach that if you’re getting tailgated at too close a distance, the safest thing to do is gently reduce your speed (rather than just brake-checking), because if they’re going to rear-end you by not stopping quick enough, better that it happen at a lower speed. Plus, it creates a larger…

I came here to tout for the very same thing.