TDKR was a very faithful adaptation, I’ll grant you, but Weller wasn’t a particularly great Bruce or Batman. And the whole thing seemed animated at about 12 frames a second.

And let us not forget, she once drove to a police station to be interviewed as a kidnapping suspect, with the kidnapped woman dying in the trunk.

He was dragged backwards through a hedge filled with hair wax and moisturiser.

Sure - by making the only pockets in women’s clothes (a) too small to hold anything useful, and (b) located somewhere that gets pressed against from the inside so that anything in them would dig uncomfortably into flesh, the fashion industry hopes to discourage women from asking for some useful goddamn pockets please.

There was a time where a popular way of robbing tourists in London was to go in for a hug, hug the victim so their arms were pinned at their sides, and a waiting accomplice would clear out their pockets.

“The hug bugged me! Her hugs are too snug - she’s a snug hugger!”

^ You're my new favourite.

Think of it this way: a non binary person is getting away with awful shit by being famous, the way white cis dudes have forever. Ten years ago, they’d have been dropped instantly.

When you misgender someone, you’re telling *every* trans/non-binary/(I feel like I’m missing a group? I’m pretty drunk) person that you get to overrule then when it comes to their identity.

Be that as it may, they cut Michael K. Williams out of all but a second or two of TIH. Some things just can’t be forgiven.

I still love that they recreated the classic “Superman lifts a car” cover with him in the original costume, and a Chrysler PT Cruiser, the most old-timey-looking of contemporary cars on the road today.

But as introductions to Superman go, cooling a nuclear meltdown with a giant ice-cube was utterly perfect, and magnificently Silver Age.

Yeah, “wild beast” was thoroughly unnecessary. Also, since when are “ruthless, elusive, and extremely skillful on the battlefield” beastly qualities?

Given his name came from “El Niño Sin Amor” - the child without love - I’d say it’s pretty spot-on.

It had me at “Men In Black typeface”:

That is a picture of a college professor who’s sleeping with at least two of his postgrads.

I hate to nitpick

Zagok not care about separation of sacrifice-pit and veldt.

How about the origin of the intermittent windscreen wiper?

Zothog also say he invent barbecue sauce before Guk bring fire to tribe.