Obligatory: Richard Ayoade’s summary of White Chicks

Missing option: Mr Boombastic himself, Shaggy was a Marine during the 1990-91 Persian Gulf war.

To anyone who hasn’t seen Over the Hedge: do. It’s a cracking cast, animation that’s cartoonishly (as opposed to “realistic”) fun in a way that’s been lost from CG movies in later years, and a corker of a Ben Folds soundtrack - I challenge you not to cry when “Family Of Me” starts up.

I reckon he waited until now to announce for fear that she would have taken him out by the ear.

As luck would have it, this coincides with me installing Plex on my home server and spending the last few weeks ripping my entire film collection into it, so if I do ditch Netflix, I’ll be ok for a year or two.

You assume the original site was set up with ease of rebranding foremost in their minds. Any site change has to contend with a hundred annoyances that the devs of ten years ago implemented in a hurry, on the assumption that they'd get round to sorting out a better solution later.

Fun fact: the one where Chuck tells Morgan was directed by Zachary Levi himself.

Chuck had an OK final season and a slightly less-OK final episode, but an absolute heartbreaker of a final scene.

A loss on the league table is the only thing that will get the clubs to clean their houses.

Any list of great series finales that doesn’t include Malcolm In The Middle is fatally flawed.

Yeah, Brad Pitt needs to have a word with his agent...

^this. Is it possible for a kid to fail to graduate, and have to repeat pre-school? No? Then it’s not a graduation.

I really wanted to like “Y The Last Man”, because of how much I loved the comic, but I watched the first episode, and it left me so unmoved that I didn’t even let the second autoplay.

If I did a concert’s worth of singing/ dancing/ wind-instrument blowing/ running around a stage, 4 nights a week (and that’s not counting pre show rehearsals), I would probably be in hospital by day 3. Forget BMI; Lizzo is already much fitter than most of us.

Reinstate citizenship ceremonies on Liberty Island, and let this ship take them there and (at a more leisurely, “cocktails on the deck”, pace) back to Manhattan. Welcome people to America properly, dammit.

At the very least, they should make the carousel-adjacent area unfriendly to trolley wheels.

I dread to think of the ads I’d start getting if I googled “Why can’t white people say the n-word?”

By trying to equate Black people’s and white people’s uses of the word, the teacher drew a false parallel.

I would suggest that Christina’s repeated reinventions - remember the short-lived Drrrty era? - made it harder to attach an identity to her. Britney, on the other hand, has always been Britney.