I’ve not kept up with The Authority since the millennium - is Jenny Quantum now grown up and on the team? And most importantly, is she as British as Jenny Sparks was?

Mm-hm.

There needs to be a safety timer on TVs, where an alarm goes off if it’s left on Fox News for too long. My dad used to have it as background noise all day, every day, and he died of cancer and dementia. I’m not saying Fox News killed my father, though - I’m just reporting. You decide.

Also bear in mind that lots of those tickets are the more expensive 3D IMAX, which boosts the grosses quite nicely.

I find the lack of “Strange Days” on this list as disturbing as the presence of “Green Lantern”.

Add Nic Cage in his spider-verse trenchcoat and saying McGillicuddy, and I’m in.

Clearly not enough Brits on this thread, or someone would have mentioned Skoda, whose shitty build quality was the butt of so many playground jokes in the 90s that dunking on them was practically the national pastime.

#ReleaseTheSisterCut?

On top of the monstrous tastelessness of gathering to replay footage of someone getting killed, who thought it was a good idea to play gunshot sounds out loud in a crowded restaurant?

Not to mention gelatinous cubes!

So it’ll be a while before we get “Tag 2”?

“Shotgun Wedding is a better-than-average action-romcom, if a few rungs below its subgenre cousin, Knight And Day.”

I love richness and visual texture in my comedies - consider how much it adds to Edgar Wright movies - but I’ll settle for baseline giving-a-shit. This trailer fails to clear even that low bar.

I’m making a “Carioca LDN for President” poster right now, and I’m using the good glitter.

Forget all that, how are they going to replace Vincent Schiavelli?

Mental Organism Designed Only for Trucking?

Queen's Gambit, but with Boggle.

Good to see they didn’t skimp on the lighting and production design budgets: you can really see both dollars up on the screen.

...Miss Marple?

But this is L.A., and you’re rich and faaaaaaamooooooouuuuus!