Shut up, Leonard - I know about your crooked wang!

You also missed Henry Silva, but so did a lot of sites.

I, too, finally got round to watching it yesterday.

Disclaimer: take any staples out of the cardboard first, if you value your paint job.

I was thinking something similar, but more of a “Daystar Peterson: Space Detective” type deal.

2: Whenever Ana de Armas isn’t on screen, all the other characters should be asking, “Where’s Ana de Armas?”

“Very disappointed that there are no wolves in this movie": https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R102E4NQTLEY8N

On this theme, I will rant aat any opportunity about the egregious lie that was the poster for “Reign Of Fire”. I was promised a dragons vs Apache gunships battle over central London, dammit!

Car commercials often have such a message when a feature shows on screen that’s not in the standard package.

The 30 best films of 2022 ranked, and don’t try to fight us on this

The airbag between driver and passenger - seemingly to prevent their heads from colliding - is a new one on me, but I don’t crash often enough to keep up on the latest.

There isn't much crepuscular footage in that trailer.

People will double-down for ever, if they can avoid admitting to themselves that they got suckered in the first place.

As much as I love J’onn and Clark’s Family Christmas, the B and C stories are also great - Flash thanks the Ultra-Humanite with a PBS donation in his name for bringing Christmas cheer to the kiddies, and GL and Hawkgirl go bar-brawlin’ in space.

I’m still hoping it’ll be just Henry talking to us as he paints 40k models, Bob Ross style.

Wasn’t the premise of “Christmas Epiphany” just straight-up stolen from a Simpsons gag?

Everything in the loft got the very best gaps and winces at my screening, as well as... that moment.

He was also the main villain in “Hard Rain”, trying to rob the money from Christian Slater’s security truck.

Since they broke two laws - that we know of - why aren’t the council members facing criminal charges (beside the obvious “the sheriff would have to arrest himself too”-ness of it all)?

First responders should carry the Guardian’s 2/5 review for just such an eventuality: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/dec/13/avatar-the-way-of-water-review-james-cameron