I know! We're fancy now!

There is a Seattle-based restaurant chain called Dick's that sells extremely cheap hamburgers in little paper bags. So you can give them that address if they complain about international travel costs.

Yes. Please. Thanks.

I hope at least one of the tips is trim your nails.

BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH THE SCRUNCHIE??!?!?!?!!

Overheard in the Cosmo offices:

They - the ones you hear about - always act like teenage boys because they are teenage boys. Real hackers rarely make the news because they don't shit all over things and get themselves caught.

Can we just clarify something for the sake of anatomical correctness, unless you bring gynecological tools along, you can't sun bathe you're vagina. Your vulva, sure. You labia minora, sure. Clit, sure.

I brought a cooler to store everything. Better than explaining to a bunch of very old childless men what was up. Although they thought I was eating a monstrous lunch every day.

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if she includes a refridgerator for her 100 bottles of perfume, id court her .

At least I feel better about using my unused 4th bedroom as a walk-in closet

you know the wardrobe person for that shoot was like GET THAT DAMNED DOG OFF HER SHIRT, WE HAVE TO RETURN THAT SHIT

no SHIT. really?

THEYRE LOOKING @ MY WEINER ????????????????????????????

She may not know but doing stuff like this is going to give her daughter body issues at a very young age. And whats the purpose of trying on your 4 year old clothes, to say how small you are.

'Just slightly better'? Either you're lying about having been with women, or you need to share some masturbation techniques.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

These people are pussies.