Take my star.  Came for this and wasn’t disappointed.

I pulled a lot of pranks in my life - and honestly it was my parent’s fault. Our house was a zoo. So in scope, this isn’t the greatest or even the most complex prank but in terms of satisfaction it was a win because I got my mom who was a prank legend.

Why don’t the survivors and family members of all of these shootings band together and form a class action lawsuit for each massacre against the gun manufacturers AND the NRA? If they are sued into oblivion they won’t be able to buy any additional politicians.

Twice now as a Canadian visiting the US I’ve been pulled over for moderately speeding (77 in a 70 zone and 80 in a 70 zone). The first time I didn’t have my insurance papers in the car (which was embarrassing as hell because I work for the Insurance Company) so after conferring on the radio the Washington trooper let…

This comment. The founding fathers of the US heads would’ve exploded if they knew how their brave new government would be corrupted by money.

After getting my bike fixed for $2000 due to a minor low-side caused by inattentive drivers, gravel on the bridge and my own dumbass immortality complex, I dropped it two weeks later. At a crosswalk. Stopping for some dude to cross on a sunny, clear day....the bike just whiffed out from under me - diesel or oil slick.…