Between her collaborations with Terry Richardson, her support for Floyd Mayweather, and the misogynistic lyrics that appear in her music, my feeling is that Beyonce can officially eat shit.

I like that dress but her hair is SO BAD. She still looks lovely though.

But it’s not just fake Marc Jacobs bags - “cosmetics, baby care products, and baby formula are among the most popular items imported for Chinese consumers from foreign vendors.”

Why are physicists crap in a ménage à trois? Because they can never figure out the three-body problem.

Position or speed, but not both.

Once again XKCD leaves the ACTUALLY USEFUL tech majors out.

At least you referenced a good anime and not like, Naruto or something.

I laughed out loud when I read this in the middle of teaching class this morning. My students didn’t find it nearly as funny.

Pharaoh's Face Dropped; Another Setback For Restoration Of Ramesses II Statue

FAHEY SCARE CAM needs to be a thing

wiz is so stoned that he reacts a good 3 seconds after everyone else and still looks like he’s not totally sure what they’re all talking about

A few years ago my girlfriend and I went to a new restaurant that had just opened, and we had heard their food was good, and the manager was a real fun guy.
We had dinner, and over dessert a couple at the next table asked for a dessert menu. The manager said they only had one dessert this night, “Chocolate Mouse”.
The…

I LOVE THIS

My degree is in East Asian History. Chinese History classes, the class was about 75% Chinese-American kids. Korean History classes, the class was about 75% Korean-American kids. Hell, my Central Asian history class had a student from Kazakhstan in it.

Omg omg omg omg omg omg

Oh, I’m glad you asked. It’s really stupid. But kinda 10th grade funny.

I once went into a Baker’s Square. The menu for 1/2 a club sandwich says $2.99; the other half is $.99.

t was really looking like I was gonna get through the whole comment section without encountering one of these.

When I lived in CA, I worked in a kitchen in close proximity to the public. One day, I overheard someone say to his dining companion, “You know, we’re really much more knowledgable about food here in California because we’re so diverse and love all kinds of food. I mean, we have flavors that people in the Midwest…

I feel like no matter where you’re from, if you’re attending college you probably ought to know that Tokyo is not in China.