Can we move race day to Wednesday?

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

I want to buy you a beer. Thats exactly my thoughts as well.

What about accidental 69?

It needs curtains.

Those renderings are very video game like, as in, not that great. Every picture looks too artificial.

Look at that Gator just fucking strutting along like, “Check this out, assholes. This is my fish. You got a fish like this? Didn’t fucking think so.”

Do people not know that a 71 bus doesn’t have a diesel emissions cheat code?

Damn... I’ve had about 4-5 dreams (in my 37 years) where I was either the driver or front passenger in a car that ended up just like the SUV in your pic. Except the car hit the back of the trailer, some enclosed, some flatbed, that didn’t have the Mansfield bar.

“He’s got a concussion. Throw this white powder on him.”

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

I also really liked the story of Smokey’s 7/8 scale car. Apparently the thing looked totally normal, but was crushing everything else on the track. Then someone thought to measure it. That’s why NASCAR uses templates to measure all the cars since then.

And who can forget Penske Racing’s acid-dipped Camaros that…

Pictured: top secret Evo XI prototype

or just done a sick kickflip and said forget it to his worries

Why not just NOT have fake tips not attached to the pipes?

It’s on foxtrot alpha you dingus. Plus no one is forcing you to read this article if it hurts your little snowflake feelings.

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

WHY DID YOU TURN?! WHY THE F*CK DID YOU TURN THE CAMERA SIDEWAYS?!

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