They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

That is swimmingly hilarious.

So, is this him?

This one makes me laugh. :)

Easter European

He was just demonstrating how to properly say the car's name... "I-BENT-a-DOOR"

This is much, much better than the last time I saw a big white Challenger crash.

Who just rolls with a 3/4 full bottle of barbecue sauce in the car?

If only there were some sort of novelty shirt, one that conditionally tested the eyesight and literacy of the person behind him, indicating that passing the test implies that his female companion has since been ejected from the vehicle. But more succinct.

TPMS

It's so they can fake the Mars landing. Duh.

Everything is bigger in Texas, including the clusterfucks.

Awesome.

Mercury Cougar. Boring, but hey, what else ya got?

Vibe

It's not the painter that it's named after....it's the toothpaste I believe.

77 years and counting.

I believe the kids call this a "turtle head".

Teslas and Ferraris?