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When will GM start doing this to Buicks? If they did, we would no longer have to suffer through so many people proclaiming, “That’s not a Buick”!

I test cars for a living and this stupid chime still haunts me. 

I have that friend. He drives a GTI, but isn’t really that much of a car guy. What he does possess though, is the terrifying combination of an overly aggressive driving style mixed with a general lack of paying attention to his surroundings. We have had more than one close call. 

I love this. Nanny devices are dumb. That being said, when in my own neighbor hood, I short shift both car and bike to keep the noise down. But I have to live next to all them peeps everyday.

It’s going to be a flat 6 and called the Corvair. It only makes sense.

This thing is practically a used up old dishrag at this point. 

Is that James May playing the recorder?

It’s even worse with this one. The wheels are so big, they are below the ground plane. 

It’s a safe bet that the people who run their mouths the most to strangers in public are people who have never been hit before. 

And then there’s the stuff you can’t see, making the issue easier to ignore, like non-existent brake pads.

“or sacrifice the quality of their bite by sawing through their steak with the dull edge of their knife”

First plane to second plane:

Can we just come and drive it, or do we have to tell you it sucks?

Not to mention, straight cut gears sound super cool!

Sounds like the folks at British Leyland were drinking too much of that Scottish Lowland. 

Maybe I am just a glass half full kind of person, but I see this as the van driver avoiding splashing cars traveling in the opposite direction. If I was driving one of those cars, I would be like, “Man. What a nice van driver to stay to the outside of the lane, avoiding splashing my car.”

I am already writing it. It’s working title is “Sully 2: Back in the Cockpit”

I repeat! The Eagle has landed!

Love the idea. You want the boss man on your side? All you need to do is rename it in his honor, something like CannonBallaban Run.