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Did you see her twitter profile picture?

I’m guessing the two vodka tonics weren’t his first drinks that day.

Are you really really rich, but also something of a moron with terrible taste? Is it difficult and exhausting to explain both how wealthy you are and how bad your decisions are to people you meet?

And here’s the clown who is trying to sell it.

I figured the napkins were to pick the poo up with, not to wipe her hands after. Here I was nodding my head like, “she has a plan.” Then, nooooope! Picks up the poo with a bare hand. I mean, it’s your poop lady, do with it what you want, but why the bare hand?

There was a story a few years back where a guy was wiping excess lube from his motorcycle chain while the bike was on stands and idling in gear. He was using a rag and the rag got caught in the moving chain, dragging is fingers between the chain and rear sprocket. They were mangled.

I love the approach with the fake handshake. Such a good set up. Pliskova like:

Oh boy how! I never thought I would get the coveted COTD. I hope my prize is a slightly used McLaren.

*puts on conspiracy theory hat*

No thumbs to drive it, you say. Hmmmmm.

Plaid does look great. I like the idea of patterned cloth seats, but car manufactures always use the dullest patterns.

Shaped like a kidney because that’s what you’ll need to sell should you ever need a replacement.

We had an old Camry that had a broken interior passenger door handle. To open the door, you had to crank (yup crank) the window down and reach awkwardly to pull the exterior door handle. It’s already hard to look cool in a Camry, but impossible when you have to hoopty open the door.

That steering wheel looks great, but where is the airbag going to go?

How about “Tweeners” as they are in between classics and contemporary cars.

Boat crane or flatbed truck with a crane. Boat crane would be cooler though.

I think wood steering wheels can make a comeback in modern cars if we figure out how to 3D print them. If we can lab grow meat, we should be able to 3D print wood.

(Your age)/2 + 7 years is the rule. How old is he?

Sailboats also immune.

More like a Lamp-pole-ghini Huracan.