...these two Gyros can still put on a fun show.

I was lucky enough to be able to go to a couple of Docker’s games while I was in Perth for work a few years back. It’s such a dynamic game. I think it really combines the best elements from other sports like soccer and rugby.

I love this idea. It’s like this great light up beacon sitting on your counter, telling everyone who comes over to your house, “Run. Run away now and never speak to this person again.”

To be fair, not all 1,000,000 are still out there.

“They will never recognize me in these!”

This would be much less of a shit show at least.

Heated rivalries are great in all forms of racing. Like Rossi v Biaggi, Rossi v Gibernau, Rossi v Stoner, Rossi v Lorenzo, Rossi v Marquez, etc. The clip below is from the famous incident where Rossi mugged Gibernau at Jerez.

Is this one of those Jeep thinks that I’m not supposed to understand?

At the corner of Le Sabre and Taurus, there lives all the teens who got hand-me-down first cars from Grandma. Thanks Grandma!

The only true electric turbo is the character Turbo from Breaking 2: Electric Boogaloo.

For Link???

Same clientele, I’m guessing.  

Oh thank god. The cops stopped him before he got to the drop.

This is the greatest quote:

Not just any free-throws, specifically game winning free-throws.

Comment 1: Did he just do the sign-of-the-cross at the 53 second mark? You aren’t shooting the game winning free-throw bud.

Audi is clearly saying, “Hey assholes, trade your BMW in for an Audi.”

Reason One: We get it, you’re clever.

Well, he’s got talent, but he’s certainly no Cum Dog.

I wish our Coffee and Cars was this diverse. It’s like a small sampling of all corners of car culture.