COTD is now dead to me. At least until tomorrow.

... which means that most people will either have to A) get a new controller, B) get an extension cord, or C) dangle an HDMI cable across their living rooms, risking danger to their significant others, pets, and Roombas.

I know it isn’t a popular argument and yes there is definitely a double standard in being able to even state it and not get internet flamed. My question to them would be along the lines of how bad does it have to get before you are willing to venture out. Are we talking like bread lines and Grapes of Wrath bad?

Nice piece. I think it hits the nail on the head. I had an unfortunate period of 2 years living in a small-ish town in Indiana recently. The factory jobs around there were gutted by the auto industry collapse. I saw the same types of attitudes you describe here.

Is this how the Zodiac Killer killed people?

He doesn’t need a wagon. He has skills.

Of the six closest people watching at the fence, only one guy even reacts. The other five are complete unfazed by these guys eating shit. I love it.

This is very nice of Ford, but they should really be offering this service to people purchasing Mustangs instead.

These two guys do it and everyone thinks they are crazy idiots. MacGyver does it and he’s a genius hero.

Our guy was the guy who had a V-6 Mustang that had Cobra badges, wheels, and a Cobra hood. Allegedly had a drive train swap, but when asked to pop his hood, he always had some excuse why he had to take off. He was one of those one-uppers but also a pathological liar. His dad, (I knew where this kid lived), supposedly…

Wikileaks’ big reveals are becoming just as lame as Apple’s new product reveals.

Earlier police composite sketch.

The interwebs is made for sass!

What does it even matter. If you drive one of these you’re just going to get eaten by a bear anyways.

Seats fit for a king...tut.

Ee wuz jus eving uh bit uv fuwn.

Re-zelling leazed carz? Jeez!

It would have made so much sense though. The Mac-Laren. Very little would have to change.

The worst part, ...they still hadn’t found what they were looking for.

I can’t decide which in poorer taste, insisting on including a deceased actor’s character in future sequels or making more Fast and Furious movies.