So much to unpack here:

This is a very nice story. Heartwarming.

Hopefully he doesn’t plan to export them to the US, because I don’t think they are Ghana do well in the American market.

This is all just a ploy to get us on board with that dopey new corporate grill.

“My other blimp is your mom.”

Keep you chin up. There’s always the Veloster!

The real story is that this school even has an athletics department.

The break up of Jefferson Airplane ultimately lead to the formation of Jefferson Staship, Hot Tuna, and the lesser known Jefferson Spacebus.

The “Undesirable Client” letters probably went out to applicants Ford found out were at some point Mustang owners. They are trying prevent having the Ford GT become the next crash meme.

Yes. But why does he have to have so many extra nipples? Like too many.

That article says a whole lot of nothing.

That fixture is actually designed to get the car rotating at a desired rate and towed to a desired speed at which point the car is dropped and allowed to do it’s thing.

Having spent two unfortunate years living in Indiana, this doesn’t surprise me at all. Hoosiers love them some mediocre chain restaurants.

Do we call it a “Coup d’eturk”?

Heat would have made this all better. My little propane torch has bailed me out plenty of times.

I just spent 15 minutes trying to decide if the car was a 1999-ish Mirage or a 2002-ish Taurus. Pretty sure it’s a Taurus and that she shouldn’t drive. Damn those two look the same from behind.

His reaction was fucking great!

From prancing horse to stancing horse.

Watching these gave me a thought. Maybe Iggy Azalea isn’t just a shitty rapper, she’s actually an auctioneer.