Everyday you don’t celebrate Christmas, you are contributing to the war on Christmas. The only hope is for everyone to send me presents.

Is Mempis 3:6 some sort of bible verse he’s quoting?

That urine smell must be extra pungent at 106 degrees.

Thing approved!

Glendale brought this mess upon themselves when they decided they wanted to be the sport destination in the Phoenix metro area. The Cardinals stadium shouldn’t have been built out their either. That town is an afterthought of a suburb in the far west valley of the Phoenix metro (i.e. the crappy part) that is trying…

Why didn’t the 80 year old security guard leave his door post to come break this up?

Hear ye, hear ye! Allow me to introduce the Crown Victoria.

“Kar”-l Marx

This one.

These are very lifelike robots.

I’d go with this.

What she lacks in sense, she makes up for in flawless running in heels while drunk.

I too think a turbo charged car needs to have that visceral turbo-ness. The auto world is ever trending toward absolute numbness. In a few years cars will be nothing more than isolation tanks on wheels.

Incomplete, or maybe the first driverless A4 for the consumer market.

These don't look like Californian sports fans at all. Far too little stabbing and fighting going on.

I am convinced the only reason this song is popular is because it has the word Church in it. South Park had it right.

I resent this. My Oakleys are black. So there.

From a percentage stand point, I would say 1900. The 35 hp Mercedes would give a 350% increase over the previously preferred cart moving method (assuming a single average horse).

A teal Ford Probe is pretty nineties-y.

"Don't mind the owl, dear. He looks up everyone's skirts."