Did it happen on prom night?

The car just wanted to go down the strait pointed in the direction its accustom to.

Was the whole thing caught on a dashcam?

Well if he wasn't eye humping his buddy over there, this wouldn't have happened.

That was a van-tastic crash.

Dodge Challenger does its best Dodge Ram impression.

Detroit. Where even condiments are weapons.

Clearly, the Merc was trying to knock the ugly out of the X6. This would take a much larger impact though.

This car is part of a secret KGB program to make cloaking devises for vehicles. Originally it was developed so you wouldn't have to be seen driving a Lada.

Will.I.Am. approved!

The Power of Titanium compels you!

They should call it,"The pot for potholes initiative."

This.

He didn't wear denim but, the car is likely upholstered in denim.

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