Pantsing somebody is NOT sexual misconduct!  Can we stop with this shit...

Back in the day I was a whitewater raft guide in West Virginia and the local strip joint hosted a monthly “Guide Appreciation Night” - free entry, free booze, and free food! One week they had a Nastiest Feet contest and I took second place - mine were at least this gnarly as Antonio Brown’s. The bullshit part was that…

HOT TAKE: Rory is dead and never wins another major.

I know airport dining has evolved to the point where Rick Bayless has a joint in O’Hare where you can line up with 2,000 people to get an overpriced torta..

It has been reported several times that by sending another request it provides an even stronger legal case when the time comes, which will only be a week later in this case.

That’s just, like, your opinion man. Male circumcision is fine. There’s been plenty of studies done on it that refute all the BS folks throw at it. If you don’t want circumcise your kid - fine. If I do, that’s fine too. Folks on here comparing it to Anit-vax stuff are fucking idiots.

This cannot possibly get enough stars

Jimmy was the CEO of Pilot-Flying J (he and his family own it, including his brother the Governor of Tenn. Bill Haslem) - which implemented a scheme to screw smaller trucking companies out of rebates. They were caught and the executives of the company are in jail for the massive amount of fraud they committed. Somehow…

“Even if you think billionaires should pay more in taxes, or should otherwise have restricted privileges...”

Note the first line of Kaine’s response, “No, I never have”. He gave a direct answer, yet you’re still throwing him under the bus for part of his explanation.

Good! I hope this number rises, and fast. TSA and/or the Air Traffic Controllers could be the breaking point in this shutdown. Wouldn’t it be a wonderful thing if the Air Traffic Controllers - who were lied to and so supremely fucked by Reagan, starting the steer of the government away from the people and towards the…

Donald Trump molests collies.

Well argued, but the purpose of the somewhat-arbitrary number of 65 is not due to health or mental acuity. Rather, it is because politicians cannot be trusted not to act in their own self-interest. Thus, old politicians short-sightedness is screwing us all. The self-interest of the young, in theory, would be in the…

I concur. The Left needs someone young!  In fact, there should be a constitutional amendment to cap the age of reps, senators, and the president at 65.  Let them go yell at clouds in their front lawn and not in the halls of Congress.

Dear Splinter,

Darnold looks like the love child of Magary and Kathy Griffin

Those Idaho goats are tough to catch - they can hear a zipper from a mile away

I’m with you Hamilton. Just the other day I was pondering how workers can get a larger share of the money going to shareholders. Shareholders, people who are just letting their money work and doing very little of value, are making gains far greater than workers. It is bullshit!

Have a friend who is a vet. He has shored up his retirement extracting thong panties out of dogs.

Look closely at the fescue - the brown wispy (read natural) fescue in the background is very playable. However, when the fescue at the margins of the rough gets watered, it becomes so thick that it is unplayable. It’s better to be 10 yards in than 1 yard in. Poor course setup.