I believe it was Lime-A-Rita and graduation parties.

I had a wedding, a baptism, and a graduation party. No time for movies.

Comics fans who hate it seem to forget how gloriously idiotic and violent the Punisher is.

Glory being defined as "pretty damn good aside from the 50% of each episode devoted to Laurel melodrama or proto-Olicity."

I don't think anyone, however talented, could have stopped Comcast from turning NBC into the blah-fest it is today.

Most of them feel the same way about Jersey itself these days.

So France is basically the New Jersey of Europe? Good to know.

Now he just needs to get me Showtime.

As a millennial who has only seen these series on DVD, I think Wonder Woman was pretty good.

No, the aunt part. It sounds weird hearing a kid from Queens pronounce "Aunt" the same way he pronounces "ant."

And all the Hawkmen could come together and realize they're just C-list leftovers from the 1940s in the epic 3 part conclusion.

It's not so much that she's superior as that she actually has a personality.

His vowels will sound far too natural, and he might even be able to pull of a decent New York accent.

He totally seems like the kind of kid who listens to EDM and embraces the #nbd lifestyle.

Or when the real heroes decide to quit Marvel and start making actual money off of their movies, they could get the superheroic sloppy seconds.

Back in the Golden Age, Diana could talk to animals. I think she teamed up with a tiger at some point.

Welcome to the Internet.

The Atom was great.

Who'd have thought that not making Billy Batson a psychopath would make him connect better with readers?

I haven't picked up a Convergence issue in weeks, but I usually pick up a few of the tie-ins because they're really fun. Though the main Secret Wars series doesn't seem to be bad, I think this event will be similar. I'm really excited for the one with the romance comic cover of Kamala Khan and Robbie Reyes.