So were Barry Allen, Hal Jordan, and Martian Manhunter.

Is that the barfight where Wolverine beats up Colossus for breaking Kitty's heart? I haven't read that in a long time.

Makes sense, given how much more common going to prison is in the states than in Aus.

I was thinking maybe they couldn't afford the rights to set it in the Power Rangers' hometown of Angel Grove, CA, which is like LA but full of Australians, but that still doesn't explain how white the cast is since white rangers are never more than 60% of the team.

Most of them try as hard as they can to forget what it was like while they were growing up in Flyover Country. Unless they're making a quirky coming of age story. Their only trace of their Midwestern past is casual racism and a desire to only associate with other Midwestern transplants. Hence all the shows about young…

I can see him hanging witches over Lake Geneva

I made it like 30 pages into that book. It was like a lesser DreamWorks movie without the good animation.

He's huge with the kind of people who buy variant covers, so the Diamond sales charts make it seem like he's much more popular than he actually is.

Could be a good mix, Adventure Time or Steven Universe. The Superman shorts from the 40s were able to do a lot with only 7 minutes.

Archie is sort of like a normal teen drama, but with a superpowered stoner secondary character in the form of Jughead. If they get him right, the series will be great.

I liked the trailed, then I made the mistake of looking it up on Google without as safesearch on. I'm now planning on seeing it a week or two after it opens when maybe there won't be a s many furries. My girlfriend had similar Google problems and doesn't want to see the movie at all.

Corporations are people too, my friend!

According to Wikipedia they still are.

People who watch SHIELD are guaranteed to watch every other Marvel movie, so I don't think Marvel has to worry about entering them.

Nah, they need it to watch 700 Club. Plus now that there aren't Saturday morning cartoons they need to watch Cartoon Network and Disney XD to be informed as to what exactly is gay or satanic about worldly children's programming in order to write their letters .

I'd be surprised if any of the One Million Moms drank anything as strong as Diet Coke. Theirs is a life of juice boxes.

There are parts of the US free from the scourge of Olive Garden?

Mostly by ignoring everything Steven has done since Ditko left.

Mark Millar and Jeph Loeb wrote the Ultimates books.

At this point, DC is basically in a state of permanent origins and earth-shattering crisis crossovers, with character development seen as filler they have to put out between summers.