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There is a reason super gonorrhea is a thing, and it’s because of people refusing to have safe sex. Not want to, but refusing to.  

I guess Kylie hasn’t been Keeping Up With Her Kontraceptives.

Ok that’s a horrible story, but for reals though, you’re right about a fair percentage. I’m 33 and all the couples I know who have divorced I know for a fact got married because the bride wanted the wedding.

The number one cause of death among American women is abuse at the hand of their male partners. The number one time this is likely to occur is during pregnancy. I’m almost surprised OB/GYN’s aren’t required by law to hand out those booklets.

Ugh that is so awful. On the one hand all I want is to be a mom on the other hand I already have such bad anxiety I think having a kid would result in my anxiety going through.the.roof. I feel so bad for him and hope he is getting help.

It’s also the title of that 80's creepy ass/sort of incestuous/definitely psychologically abusive book “My Sweet Audrina” by V.C. Andrews.

Why did you post a picture of the guy who asked me if I wanted to buy three mismatched hubcaps, called me a bitch when I said no thank you, then asked me for cigarettes, outside of Smart and Final last week?

She should be doing that nonsense on her personal cell phone in the empty office used to store networking equipment and crappy company swag. I’m considerate of others so that’s where I do my morning rails of coke.

Rosie is pissing me off. She’s still the parent but she wants to fight like equals. Tweeting about Chelsea’s mental illness and being hit by her BF is fucking gross. The more she publicly humiliates her, the more isolated the girl is going to be. Rosie is the looniest one of all. She’s talking about “didn’t u love me

Since she’s literally lying about stuff in this article, she’s not a journalist I would trust to tell me the truth about anything else.

You believe that an innocent man wouldn’t have sued these people because you misunderstand how the legal system works and the practical effects of a defamation suit. Having handled defamation cases in the past, albeit not one with such a high profile person, and having consulted with many more people regarding

That’s not *at all* what his comment was about. He simply pointed out CK did address it. The comment you replied to said nothing about being true or untrue. Try to stay on point if you’re going to reply to someone.

I generally like Anna’s writing, but let’s not pretend she didn’t make one of the most egregious errors in the history of Gawker, tho. And then doubled down by being super obnoxious to people in the comments.

Agree to disagree. She is the one who continued to royally fuck up the UVA case after the fraternity put out all the details that would make it untrue (no event that night, no fall pledge class, nobody who worked in the acquatic center, etc.). She does good reporting when the facts match her wanted outcome and pretty

Blair Waldorf, the best character 

Nice to see Chris Pratt getting gout and about.

Remember when rap valued authenticity and required some ability with storytelling, rhyme and rhythm?

Entrepreneurial idea for law school grads wondering what to do with their expensive law degree: A boutique law firm that does NOTHING but handle sexual assault / harassment / race & gender discrimination claims from FoxNews.