Yes, please, keep that mouth shut.

Talenti is so good. Their Belgian Milk Chocolate is heaven.

I just turned 40, and I only like Baby Boom. And I think that’s mostly due to nostalgia for my childhood when it was on HBO pretty much 24/7. Not one thing magically happened when I turned 40. I was at least hoping for the ability to do my own taxes.

Thing is, it doesn’t sound like it was her idea in the first place. She kind of gave herself away when she said ‘I wanted to see if Anthony was still up to his old antics’ - how many 15 year-old girls do you know who follow Anthony Weiner and his antics on Twitter and use the fact that Hillary is running for president…

“We want a property that dates to the 1700s, but absolutely require an open floor plan.”

Supporting Trump violates my sincerely held beliefs, so I don’t have to pay taxes this year.

I forgot lawyer and doctor as well. Also serving in the armed forces. Bessie Coleman the obvious badass exception.

What you say is true, white women have well publisized history of killing and objectifying black men. But let’s not let that obfuscate the truth that in america black men have more power than white women. Let me put it this way, a white rich woman going to Harvard still has a great chance of being raped, sexually…

I’m saying that the criticisms of white feminism are valid but are also currently being overblown.

Miranda Kerr is so naive. Honey, you could put on a badass pantsuit, put your hair in a tight French twist, recite the Feminine Mystique, and boss your husband around when he comes home from work, and he’d still fuck you because you’re an attractive super model.

Cool, but you know you just used *your* personal experience to try and invalidate hers, right? Also, where I come from “notoriously hard to work with,” is just code for “a woman who doesn’t put up with bullshit.” I’m #teampolley on this one.

I found out my ex was cheating when I was 8 months pregnant. I locked down emotionally and decided I could stick it out for two years, instead of taking my toddler and soon-to-be-newborn and trying to manage on my own. I was a SAHM so I frankly needed that financial security.

When I was a little girl, there was an older man in my family’s Baptist church who would always grab and pinch me very hard on that spot between my neck and my shoulder as we filed out of the sanctuary after services. Every single Sunday. It was the kind of pain that made it impossible to even scream. The men filing…

Any success on the ‘have to say hello and good bye’ portion? My goddaughter is fine on the ‘hi’ part (since she’s so excited to see you!) but WILL NOT say goodbye to ANYONE. Her mom says it’s because she thinks (much like my dog, who I realize is essentially a wordless toddler) when people leave she’ll never see them…

Ah yes, the man who thinks he hit the wiener jackpot, and therefore just has to show up to be an awesome time.

I feel like guys #blessed with big dicks feel like all they need to is put it in and their giant god given schlongs are just going to do the work for them, like some kind of automatic lockpicking device.

Guys with big dicks often REALLY don’t know how to use them.... They’re so used to being idolized [i.e. by other guys] for their massive schlongs that they don’t feel they have to put in any particular effort towards a good performance (or even reciprocation).

I have also found the dudes with MASSIVE dicks... tend to think that’s all you need to please a woman and so they just jackhammer away... no fun.

I once had a (BLESSEDLY) brief fling with a dude who had a textbook porn-sized peen. Easily the worst sex I’ve ever had, by far. Dude just had no idea what to actually do with a woman’s body and did nothing about the fact that he came within ten minutes every single time. Christ.

There is such a thing as too small or too thin.