Omg I’m 31 and I still feel so young and far off from having kids! And you feel like you waited... I’m just starting to consider it for the next 5 years! Haha

Naomi has bad taste in men. Heath had Michelle Williams pregnant a couple of months after they broke up. Liev is known to be difficult, had a rep as a cheater and is now allegedly dating one of Naomi’s best friends. Billy is famous for dumping a pregnant Mary Louise Parker. Naomi sure can pick them.

I had my first two months before I turned 30 and the moms at my son’s pre-school sometimes make comments about my youth and inexperience. I am 34! I know some stuff!

If you are a skittish, nervous, risk-adverse person, do not become a police officer.

I know a tattoo artist that that calls a neck tattoo an ‘unemployable’ and will try to talk people out of getting one or suggest another part of the body.

“So, Ms. Nightvale, was that a right-hook or a left you gave him?” He kept on walking and I didn’t get in trouble.

I was a mouthy feminist in a sea of Mormon redneck. Popularity was not an option:

I did something kinda similar that made it pretty much impossible to bully me. It set things up for my teens years where I ended up fairly popular in that I was friends with everyone, even the bullies.

I was obese growing up and bullied every day. It was only recently when I heard that a type of behavior was assault, and I in fact had been not only bullied but assaulted (spat on, held down and kicked etc.) One day, one of my worst tormentors was doing some awful thing to me and I just punched him in the nose. I ran…

My bathroom was “broken”

If they owned up to that then they could be proactive about finding suitable housing, or at least stop wasting their energy trying to keep up the pretense of being young millennial professionals.

Ahaha. Such sexy whisperings.

I know the traveling nurse of which you speak and I agree, that makes sense. There was a family with one kid and they inherited a piece of land on a lake that was never built on and they decided to buy a tiny house to park on the land until the kid went to college and they could retire and live up there full time.…

Crying. I chose to become an adult so I wouldn’t have to have creative sex, so that I could have safe, average, normal sex without fear of repercussions.

We purchased a small home, 1200 sq. feet including the garage and we love it. It’s affordable enough that we are not house poor and we can survive on one salary.

I feel like there are 3 people who get tiny houses.

Not having two bathrooms ended my marriage...

Also raised Catholic but my folks were big into FotF. I’m not sure how I avoided Brio, surprisingly (for my upbringing) I’d never heard of it.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

He says he wants the two of you to come together, but doesn’t wait for you to get there.