“Not great Bob” is one of my favorite television moments ever.

Well shit I guess I oughta cut off my own dick then.

Sort of (generally I totally agree with you). The article doesn’t describe (if there are any publicly available) the details of the accident, there’s not much to determine what was going on. From what little the article gives us, it sounds like Venus was trying to make a left through the intersection but couldn’t…

Yeah, cars don’t stop on a pin and human reaction time is not immediate either. I consider myself a pretty aware driver, but I recently got a car that has automatic emergency braking. I had someone suddenly cut in front of me when there wasn’t really enough room, and before I could slam on my brakes my car did it for…

I never enter the intersection unless there’s already space to exit. It doesn’t take much effort to be a corteous driver.

You don’t edge out into an intersection when there is even a chance that you would get caught if traffic ahead of you stops.

Honestly, those kids might have a better chance if they’re placed with a good family as opposed to two parents who are so smart they think books can stop guns.

Not a Darwin he has two kids, his genes have spread.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

She did. A british batgirl with no accent, in the worst batman movie ever made. A film so bad essentially everyone involved will apologize for it if you bring it up.

One hand, SO HERE FOR AUBREY PLAZA.

She more than deserves an Emmy for her role on Legion. She’s a fucking force of nature.

Right? Like if they don’t choose you back they are not worth your efforts.

Anyone over the age of 17 is too old to fight over a (wo)man.

Don’t fight over men period. If you have to fight for him (or if he makes you) he’s just not that into you. The same goes for the reverse.

Clearly, Karlie’s working on a new type of lettuce that’s even more bland than regular lettuce. Its name will be Taylie.

Ugh, my 2-year old fucking LOVES dogs, and doesn’t understand the idea that you don’t just run up to one and jump on it while shrieking. We just try to keep an eye on her and model the right behavior (by asking the owner if it’s okay to pet the dog), but it can be a little bit anxiety-inducing because it can only take…

The only one of my dogs that cares for a walk is a rottweiler mix- she is unaware of her size and LOVES kids. On several occasions I have had to lecture people’s kids because one ran up from the side and grabbed her by the neck and shouted “DOGGY”. Good Charlotte’s reaction was to sit down and wait for the attention…

Greek was my favorite forever.

This is a great reminder of why the FDA isn’t all evil. There’s a current trend toward ‘indie’ cosmetics and while I’m sure many are tested and perfectly safe - they aren’t all tested by the FDA and could use unsafe products. Nothing against indie products, but if you’re buying an indie product, you better know what’s…