Yes I would love that too but they won’t. Because the people don’t want that. They would probably get better ratings if they did have a suicide. As long as there is a market they will cater to it.

I fail to see how this show profited from humiliating this child when they agreed not to use any footage of her on TV.

It’s not absolute, however. Tapping someone on the shoulder, for eg, doesn’t, and shouldn’t, require permission. A certain amount of physical contact is endemic to the human experience.

I forgot to add: Josh Charles is a delight.

“I’ll talk to you tomorrow. Unless my Tinder date tonight turns out to be a better murderer than my Tinder date last night.”

It has. She says there was weird sex stuff. But, more to the point, in her first hookup in season 1 pre-Dong she thinks the next step is some pretty disturbing stuff. And with Dong she can’t stop herself from attacking him when they are about to have sex even though she is consciously willing. They finally have sex in…

I think the one-liners are better than ever this season. I.e.

No she doesn’t have a valid point. Or, apparently, any kind of logic at all: “All candidates are assholes, so I’m going to vote for the biggest asshole of them all.” Squidgy thinking that makes no sense.

But I don’t think either Obama or Hillary has done anything horrible to women.

I doubt that! Just think of every OTHER nasty thing trump did in 2015-16 (not that anyone can remember them all): lead the birther movement. Refuse to distance himself from David Duke or the white supremacist guys he retweeted, or the Bannon/Breitbart crew etc. Mock a disabled reporter. Attack the family of a…

I’ve never understood why more people aren’t enraged about that. Bush wasn’t even the one admitting to assault, he was just egging him on. And he’s just a dopey tv personality and gets fired for it. The one who was the actual assaulter becomes POTUS. WTF????

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

I just realized that autocorrect turned ‘thighs’ into ‘things’ — making me sound like I am afraid to name my body parts. ‘These shorts are so flimsy around my... things! And they pull right up the crack of my... whatsit!’

When I first saw Dirty Dancing, I was too young to even know what abortion was, so when Gerry (or Jerry?) Orbach said you cut up your girlfriend! I assumed Patrick Swayze had murdered and literally chopped up his girlfriend. I was a very literal minded child.

Rihanna could show up in a literal hefty bag and Jez/the internet would trip all over themselves to claim it’s haute couture. She looks like she’s going to the prom in 1995.

I obviously haven’t seen the show, but how does a regular ol sitcom espouse conservative values? What were the plotlines? A daughter gets pregnant because she’s only ever had abstinance only education and Tim Allen forces her to carry it to term but doesn’t contribute to the upbringing of the child?

My favorite is to say “OMG” and do a little squee while turning it up to just below eardrum splitting level. If there’s a really great part to clap (slightly off beat) to, I’ll add that depending on my level of hatred to the person.

The kids’ dad pulled this shit all of the time. His death, ruled accidental by the coroner was blamed on me by some of his family because even though he was in a long term relationship, if I had only stayed with him he would have never gotten in to drugs like that.

Full disclosure: I have a playlist titled “The most annoying songs ever” and this is on it. I listen to it when I actively want to annoy the hell out of someone sitting near/riding in the car with me.

My ex pulled this shit. He constantly threatened suicide if I left, and then when I finally did leave, he called me and told me he was in a fucking field in the middle of nowhere in a different state with a knife and was finally going to do it. I ended up having to call the state police to go get him. After I did,…