I generally side with photographers (and writers and freelancers in the arts who generally get screwed by clients) but street photos/paparazzi have always been confusing to me. If I didn’t give you permission to take my picture but you take it anyway, and then I find it and like it so I post it, you can sue me for…

Grandmother McFruitcakes used to wax lyrical about how every bastard in the world was likely an ex-smoker or ex-drinker.

I used to wonder why he was so many before-they-were-famous stars. Now I know why he was with so many before-they-were-famous stars only once.

Anyone else not surprised Scott Baio has a small dick?

Well, I’m white and I have to moisturized my hair: coconut oil, Shea, whatever I can find in the “Ethnic Hair Section” (that shouldn’t have to be in a little, tiny space) because I don’t have “good hair.”

You can transition the girl out the privileged American White Male ™, but never transition the privileged American White Male™ out of the girl.

Fresh sweat usually doesn’t smell. Some lucky people don’t smell bad even after many hours. I am not convinced that the people who don’t smell bad are the same ones as the ones who think they don’t smell bad.

I sometimes do too, but not in this case. If my neighbor or coworker gave away two animals in an irresponsible way and said a bunch of dumb shit, I’d judge him too.

I miss the days when I could pretend Chris Pratt was his characters. The more I hear from him, the less I like him.

Horribleness. I’m not budging from right here in California until further notice. Never get outta the boat. Never get outta the boat.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

This. My sister’s MoH dress came in (she was my only attendant) and her boobs were popping out everywhere. She got it fixed before she even told me because she knew a dress that wasn’t obscene was more important than the one we “picked”. It was a great dress that she found. Thankfully, celery was a big color that…

- Throughout the big day, make sure she has enough food and water. Everyone wants to bring the bride champagne and booze, but no one really thinks to make sure she eats while getting ready and stays hydrated at the ceremony so she remains sober enough to not embarrass herself. I packed a picnic basket with light…

Run interference for guests/family members you know will stress her out. Talk her down from any wedding crazies. Tell her how much you love your dress and that you can totally wear it again. Plan the bachelorette. Help wrangle bridesmaids day of. Make sure the bride has a chance to eat something before the ceremony…

What really meant the most to me was that my MOH was always really concerned with what *I* wanted at any given moment, and then she made it happen. My bachelorette party, for example, involved going to the zoo, then a fondue restaurant, then having a sleepover at a fancy hotel. She arranged everything and it meant so…

Let aside Rachel, thanks for answering the question and providing links. I think one of the problems that I have with understanding the gender issue is the claim that transwomen are women and transmen are men which I understand as a social construct (of course) but not in the current form of “transwomen are women…

She’s very tall though, isn’t she? I think tall people have more room for the baby to grow inside so it doesn’t grow “out” as much as with shorter people. I’m like 5'1" and any amount of weight gain is instantly visible.

How can two girls kissing be super hot to my male gaze if my penis is not involved what-so-ever? They didn’t even look into the camera and wink at me and give a come hither motion. Selfish IMHO.

Excellent, just EXCELLENT. I can’t wait to see how many patients will show up to the emergency department with rocks stuck up their you-know-whats. As if I don’t see enough of all the bead contraptions in existence stuck in various cavities of the human body (literally double than the amount of toddlers that shove…

Given how fun her divorce (less than a year ago) looked, I wouldn’t think I’d want to get married again just yet, if I were Amber Heard.