To Whom It May Concern:

Alan Rickman would have his head. Maybe he knew, even back then, what a shitheel Allen would turn out to be...

I put the Nazi in feminazi!

He literally got famous by showing how suburban white men are grunting moronic troglodytes. Literally. And proudly.

What crimes do liberals commit against their political opponents that are so fear-inducing and unreasonable?

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

Uh, immigration reinforcement is not even the job of local police. Wow, this person should not be working with the public, ever.

It makes no sense whatsoever. I’m blonde and green-eyed and have an accent and I have a feeling I wouldn’t have been refused service, even if I’m not a US citizen.

“I need to make sure you’re from here,” the waiter told the women who, not knowing what else to do, handed over their IDs.

From The New Yorker.

We need to just suck it up and get a cleaner. I think this would alleviate like 50% of my marital frustrations. Also batch cooking is a damn fine idea too.

Separate bathrooms, if possible.

Congratulations! I have been married for 16 years, so here are my two cents. You and your spouse don’t need to have the same interests or hobbies. I know a lot of people who think that married people need to have those things in common, but they are irrelevant. All that matters is that you support the each other’s…

Ah, the good old days. When I go to get my grey roots done every 6 weeks, I browse through People and the other celebrity  magazines. I don’t know who the hell anyone is anymore (the only reality TV I watch is the Sean Spicer Shit Show and the continuing drama of Dipshit Donald).

I wanted to comment the same thing, but I was worried it wouldn’t translate correctly from my head to paper and that I’d end up offending somebody, so I’m glad you managed to say what I couldn’t.

I’m not team Kris or anything, but it would take a genuinely special person to truly support your spouse through a gender transition. To do so while also an international “brand” that necessitates your laundry being on television, even if that were a life you had chosen makes it more complicated. Add to the mix that…

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

Seriously. If that was my cat, he’d get nothing but primo treatment and the best chow I could afford for the rest of his days.

My favorite cat hero of all time!