I’m just going to say it: the Easter bunny is creepy as hell and Easter is a garbage holiday.

I still have an unlimited data plan on my phone. Verizon’s network is great around here, so I use it for things quite a lot. Am I monster?

I really do think she just had the extra skin on her eyelids removed, everything else looks pretty much the same-lips match and smile lines match. Plus, it looks like her makeup artist made her incredibly washed out and it wouldn’t be as noticeable if she didn’t look like she just came back from a 6 month adventure in…

People sometimes do it for medical reasons - the eyelids tend to get heavier as you age. (Which can interfere with sight.)

In all fairness, it might not have been just a desire for round eyes; the eyelids could have been starting to impair her vision (or would have eventually started to). My stepmom’s doctor said she could likely get an eye lift actually covered by insurance because her lids (she’s southeast Asian, and her eye shape is…

While I don’t normally do this:

I love that elderly Russian staff woman. Way to go Nonna!

Several years ago, a woman in my hometown went in for her post - partum checkup. The doctor was quiet so she looked down and saw him masturbating to her exposed vagina. She screamed and the elderly Russian office staff women ran in and immediately began attacking him. He was arrested and went to jail. It was the same…

My everyday bras and knickers are all very pretty— and then I have some extra-special ones. When I get undressed and his face lights up, it makes us both happy. And if he requests a particular color, or lace, or whatever, it’s definitely a thrill to comply. Why not?

One very happy and satisfied lady here in a long-term marriage. I just asked my husband, whom I adore and desire, whether we should incorporate lingerie. He said, “Why? It just gets in the way.”

I call my 3 year old Captain Cockblock.

Yup, been married for 10 years and together in total for 18. We both have jobs and two lovely kids. Twice a week is pretty average for us, sometimes we manage three or even four - we think we are pretty cool on those weeks. Other weeks we are just happy to snuggle in bed watching something on TV, on those weeks we are…

I’m very surprised by the emphasis on incorporating lingerie as the part of sex that makes both men and women happy. . .my husband and I tend to be wearing our flannel pajamas and then . . .not wearing our pajamas for sexy times. We’re not opposed to lingerie, just lazy. Informal survey — does anyone actually say “let…

I’ve known Meryl for over 25 years. She is one of the most generous, gracious human beings I’ve ever met, full stop. This particular case of faux outrage really pissed me off.

Thankfully, I knew Meryl Streep wouldn’t have said that and didn’t get outraged. Because I am smart.

I go full outrage three times a week.

I’m more than a little shocked that our society’s rush to be outraged might have led to a mistake.

Yeah, after this correction, where it seems like Meryl is not saying “white people count as diversity” (which is ludicrous) but “I can relate to films from other cultures because we share a common humanity,” (which is utterly uncontroversial) the people who need redemption (which still seems like a strong word) are…

Dammit, now what will I do with my e-pitchfork and e-torch?

Well, that’s fair. lol. And I say that as a Christian ;). I had some missionaries try preaching to me about my Muslim boyfriend and how he was doomed for hell.