I promise, the perfume on the light bulb thing is a Thing. My mom used to do it with scented oils and that was in the early to mid-90s.

That’s why she’s so lively an colorful.

Have you seen Safety Not Guaranteed? Its really great! (and Aubrey Plaza!)

WE PLAYZ CHASE NOW OKAY OKAY????

Speaking of Craigslist ads, this recent one caught headlines:

This is something I will see and try not to feel guilty about it. I have very confusing and conflicting feelings regarding Adam Devine.

That doesn’t always work, unfortunately. My FIL is married to an insane person, and she hasn’t let him have a private phone call since they got married. If you call and talk to him, you always have to assume that you’re on speakerphone and she’s standing a foot away from him.

Ummm... yes. And I’m pretty sure most women have. No, not all men get violent when you reject them. But some do, and women have no idea who that is going to be until they’re being violent. And no, it doesn’t matter how nice you try to be about it.

Aww.

No, I would argue that most men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Further I would argue that most women don’t believe that all men are capable of murdering women simply because they’ve been rejected. However, since we don’t know which ones actually ARE we tend to be fearful of hurting the male ego, depending…

Personally for all the people who love hearing about “Jack the Ripper,” I thought Jodi Arias was interesting. She straight-up, physically murdered him. She stabbed him, slit his throat, shot him. Of course, we don’t idolize female murderers like we do male ones. Male ones get TV shows, and glamorized lives. Female…

“The fundamental difference between the sexes is one of them can kill the other with their bare hands.”

Well, he not only came at the cops with a knife apparantly to attack them (allegedly), but has admitted (I just read in a different report) that he has attempted suicide by cop before. So most likely, he didn’t intend to kill or hurt the cops, necessarily, but absolutely intended for them to think that he was.

This one time I ate a slice of pizza that had fallen behind my tv.

“I usually wake up at 6:30am,”

Hard for me to believe in his debating prowess when he goes to the ad hominem of “Your mom’s a whore.” I know it wasn’t an official debate, but a decent debater ought to have an argument about abortion without resorting to whore. Sure, many don’t. But, seriously, a decent debater should be able to.

Me too! I think I’m okay, but coworkers definitely ask. I’ll keep my fingers crossed for some BS study about how chronic sigh-ers actually are smarter and more productive because it increases the flow of oxygen or something. Haha.

But just saying a movie is “about” the holocaust doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a grim movie. They gave fucking Life is Beautiful multiple awards. Usually those movies are about the isolated moments of redemptive triumph of humanity in the midst of terrible tragedy.

This is a great read on abled bodied actors playing people with disabilities. These awards are so incredibly fucked up.

Intelligent, well-meaning people having slightly different opinions about something? Without having to be satanic or demented?