Bite your tongue. Even Ramsey Bolton does not creep me out as badly as this kid.

My best friend’s father never changed her diaper or fed her. This was the mid to late 80’s so it’s not like we are talking about Mad Men era gender politics. That is just bizarre to me.

My husband grew up Mormon but had a Catholic side they occasionally socialized with, he was shocked by the amount of alcohol at EVERY event.

I don’t know much about Madonna or Richie but from what I’ve seen on Instagram (or rather read about her Instagram) it appears as though Madonna has posted some embarrassing photos of her teenager. If her kid is anything like I was at that age public humiliation is a pretty good reason to give a parent the cold…

My mom passed away a few years ago and my dad made foot dragging baby steps into trying to date. He’s in his early 60’s (but is in good shape and probably looks much younger) and called me one day, horrified that his friend tried to set him up with a woman who was 31 like me.

We are Italian in California and we have a lot of beef and seafood...the booze seems on point though. I think it might be regional?

Don’t forget...if your prayer goes unanswered it may be because YOU lacked faith or righteousness. That’s the ONLY possible reason (aside from God having an intricate plan).

My mom used to be a pretty devout Catholic until my brother died as a small child. I guess her priest came and tried to comfort her with (the death of her toddler) being ‘part of gods plan’. She got so angry my dad had to hold her back.

I LOVE huggable hangers...my mom bought me a huge set several years ago and I'm both a vintage/clothes hoarder and cheap so I have had to supplement with the knockoff brand a few times. Either way they make a huge difference in closet space.

From what I’ve read, her family is even more restrictive and difficult than the Duggars...

I had a cat that would fish corn in the cob out of the pot and eat it in an orderly ‘typrewriter’ fashion. He LOVED corn, but only when on the cob.

Eh...Hader could get it. He's my nerdy guilty pleasure.

That reminds me of the automotive airbrush kit my husband bought me (instead of the airbrush makeup kit) and the kitten he adopted and NAMED without me (frankly we both enjoyed that but him way more than me).

I think they do...I’m pretty sure I saw that design called something else like ‘smooth edge’ claiming it has a modern ergonomic shape...

I decided I was going to shave my legs in the 5th grade and by the time my mom figured it out I had gotten pretty good at it, but not wanting to own up to how long is been doing it I played it like I’d just started...I felt terrible because she went through this whole ‘oh my god my baby is growing up and will scar…

I wondered about that...

Lohan may not be anywhere close to Lawrence’s competition but I don’t doubt she’s the cautionary tale for every starlet under a certain age...I mean Lohan isn’t really relevant to the public anymore but I don’t doubt that Lawrence hears her name often and probably in a very ominous way.

I hate when people pass anecdotal experiences as evidence BUT I’m going to do that too...

Plus, don’t fucking laugh at people who are trying to help you and don’t laugh at someone who thinks they look nice just because it’s not what you would wear.

I should have been clearer with my point...I don’t think most people apply to (and then become managers at) stores that they think sell terrible or unattractive merchandise. I commented under the assumption that the manager of the store liked the clothing she was wearing and selling since she referenced it in her…