Born, raised, and currently residing in California and I have no idea what the dropped ‘t’ is.

I did a weekly call and an email every now and then.

I’m not a Chris Evans fan but I do love him in his Captain America costume...a few weeks ago I had a sexy dream about him and was so fucking pissed off that the whole time he was trying to seduce me I kept saying ‘oh my god, my husband is going to freak out that I met you!’.

People compliment my husband about me a lot...right in front of me. I’ll admit my husband is a bit of a gigantic teddy bear nerd (huge former football player but who also loves computers and Star Wars) so I think people imagine his wife might be more stately or nerdly? I’m cute as a button (maybe in some audiences…

My husband and I have gone about 3 times in 10 years. Once was to take a friend who’d never been and twice were because his sister works for Disney and had free tickets. We live close by though so with no outrageous ticket fees it’s a much more enjoyable trip than someone flying and shelling out passes would make.

My horrible mother in law (RIP) used to be obsessed with Disney. I’m not making a blanket statement, but I’ve noticed she and several of my Facebook friends obsessed with Disney have albums of photos picturing miserable looking children tiredly trudging through thrice yearly trips to Disney.

This will seem weird, but I wanted to ask if you are good looking?

I’ve been hit on by a few, but never ones I would consider fucking. I am apparently very attractive to (very) creepy older male actors.

Eh, I was a kid and I remember because they preempted my favorite shows. That shit pissed me off.

I’ve never been with anyone less than ‘average’ length and have had a few partners who were EXTRA large; in my experience men with large penises have been kind of shit in bed because they think they don’t have to try.

Have you ever seen the episode of Doctor Who where he destroys a woman’s career by whispering ‘doesn’t she look tired?’? That's all it took...

I’ll admit I’m probably noticing this out of the privilege of being a pretty attractive woman, but if I glance at men or make polite facial expressions (heaven forbid accidental eye contact because I’m horrible at that) I will immediately be approached.

My husband is pretty similar, almost to the point of annoyance because I can’t understand how he never notices anyone I try to comment or point out...he is kind of oblivious if he’s focusing on a task. TBH though, I don’t usually pay attention to where he’s looking, I can’t tell if the OP is super sensitive to her…

You're not sure how they'll play the comments of characters who are SO stupid they turn into animals when they are unable to turn on a computer?

I’ve been guilty of this.

This is the only blog where I wasn’t in the grays.

The ham sandwich story was kind of a joke in our family though the worst was probably ‘don’t eat laying down, that’s how fat people die!’. Because I think there may have been some actual concern about choking to death but from a very tone deaf group.

I wasn’t even the ‘pretty’ one, I was just the ‘photogenic’ one. My family would say it in awe (because I am photogenic as fuck, let's just be honest) but also like it was horrible because people would feel tricked in reality.

I think I must come from a mean family because we often commented on each other’s appearance (bad haircuts, weight gain or loss, ugly outfits, etc) and it was usually pretty jokey.

I adore Bob’s Burgers. It’s hilarious and charming. I think the Belchers are the most likable and well developed family I’ve seen in a long time and by far the best I’ve ever seen in a cartoon comedy. It’s never dirty or crass (and I love dirty and crass, I have no fucking problem with it) and totally appropriate for…