It’s really not that easy to shoot most guns.

Crazy Love. That documentary blows my mind. I've seen it at least twice all the way through and a few times only partially and I still can't wrap my head around them.

I was suicidal as a teen and even had a pretty close call with a bottle of sleeping pills (I ended up vomiting in my sleep shortly after taking them, which woke my parents and resulted in me getting my stomach pumped).

She's more trusting than I am. If I didn't leave him for possibly trying to murder me I'd leave him for being fucking stupid as a bag of impotent dicks. Dipshit.

Lazy. Idle hands and all that...

If I’ve learned anything from my obsession with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Supernatural (and I think it’s OBVIOUS I have) it’s that shit is ALWAYS cursed. Murderous jewelry? Cursed. Creepy doll? Cursed. Weird scratchy radio broadcast foretelling your own death? Cursed.

Religion always seems to make crazy crazier.

Why wouldn’t it be?

I felt so bad because I had no idea I’d lash out like that. They were really nice about it but apparently some people hit them on purpose so they have to take it very seriously. Even though he was a big teenager I felt awful for chopping him so hard. He had this little baby face on a giant body and I felt like a bully.

Not really...it’s lovely that your friend wants to share their joy with you but I’ve seen enough brides and grooms add new coworkers or old old college friends to a bridal party just to ‘even out’ the numbers. It’s an expensive commitment for close friends and family and fucking ridiculous for casual friends.

I have been in several weddings (usually as the maid of honor, no idea why) and only gave an additional gift once. Most of my friends are a bit older so they married when I was still fairly broke and also planned years full of parties and long weekend events and spa trips/professional make up sessions, etc. I didn’t…

I didn’t realize I had this until my husband and I went to a haunted mansion event at Universal Studios, they go all out and will brush against you or run up at you with chainsaws. I always enjoyed horror and suspense films so I had no idea how visceral my reaction would be.

Because science is scary and FEELINGS!

I’m slim and smoke way too much but still get carded for everything (32). I think some of it is genes and some of it is drink some fucking water and wear goddamn lotion and sunscreen.

I didn't have paid internships in California but I did get school credit and a job when I was done.

Pointless...no caffeine in root beer. Why is that?

I did that at my first job in high school, I looked at my coworker and said ‘what do you mean I can’t use the bathroom?’ Took off my keys and tag, used the bathroom, and came back to a store full of awed teenagers and a confused 22year old manager. Like a slow clap in an 80’s movie they all slowly tried going to…

Me too. My internship years were crazy. We weren't struggling to keep up with the agency but which each other...I don't know about this claim.

This is going to sound terrible and I know they’ll probably be snarky posts...

I’m a meat eater but I always took that verse to mean caregiver/overseer not that man is kill lord of all fauna.