Thanks! They were crazy heavy but damn do I love a good sparkle.

I have a deep affection for people who accessorize.

How do I delete a post with a photo? My MOH doesn't like this photo of her and I feel bad now for posting. I should have asked first. Sorry.

I didn’t cry but my husband and dad did.

My photographer took a bunch of oddly (in retrospect) sexual photos of my demolishing an egg mc muffin.

I'm not good at uploading things but I am good at getting hammered before talking to my Mormon in laws.

I was a server for years and usually hated families with kids because I always got the parents who let their spawn destroy the table. I’ve talked about it a lot over the years and most of my friends know how much this upsets me.

Because you're not a sociopath who thinks the world revolves around you or your precious snowflake baby.

I’ve seen parents on FB lose their fucking minds when restaurants don’t have changing stations in the bathroom (even though some of them don’t even bother checking and just change them on DINING room tables and chairs).

At least she gave you a heads up on the shitty tip. I've had people act like their extra .50 cents makes them a God Emperor.

I don’t know...America seems crazy paranoid and puritanical about any drug or medication use.

Check out ‘sister wives’. The youngest wife is a year older than my sister and looks like she could be our mom. The TLC reality show life ages you terribly.

I love you you know.

I hate both families, but I have seen (and can kind of understand though I DO NOT agree) the logic that Mama June chose a boyfriend over her children, all of her children not just ‘Chikadee’.

So he has the rakish good looks of a medium young Harrison Ford (from Working Girl)?

I seriously believe they were questioned about signals they may have given him and punished at least as much as he was the first *several* times he mokested then.

I seriously wonder if when the daughters brought it up whether or not they were asked if they could have given him the impression it was ‘okay’ or some how enticed his actions. I wouldn't be surprised in the least if they were punished more than he was (at least the first FEW times).

I can’t imagine a ‘cool’ guy like that would do anything write up worthy.

I used to wash my hair every day but got tired of my hairdresser yelling at me so I cut to 3 times. It’s so hard. I sneak dry shampoo in every day after washing. Then I tried washing just twice a week but couldn’t stand it. It smelled fine and (apparently looked normal) but I just felt so dirty.

My agency used to supervise community service hours. It’s not hard to find a relatively cushy assignment.