And the tweet will be something like “They really wanted me to go, but I was too busy MAGAing!” And then he’ll be photographed at one of his golf courses.

Yeah, I think now that she had such a successful pop album with 1989, she’s probably less concerned about keeping the country vs. pop wall up. Plus, she won Song of the Year *this year* at the Country Music Association awards, for a song she wrote for someone else, so she knows she’s doing just fine there.

I mean, she just sold over a million albums in the first week though, so I think she’s out of the hole? She may have screwed up, but Kanye’s been an ass too, and I think they’re both doing fine.

“Thai, Vietnamese, Japanese, Korean, Regional Vegetarian Southern”— this is like my dream menu. Your husband is so lucky!

In Odyssea’s defense, I remember that blog post (I read it so long ago I couldn’t remember until now that it was hers), and it rubbed me the wrong way too. It was an accident, but her husband comforted her by saying basically “Don’t worry about it- it’s just a dog!” and she was like “Oh yeah! I’m being so silly.” So…

I want Flynn and Flynn Jr to go down. When I heard about them and that whole kidnapping scheme, I was so happy! I mean it’s fucked up, but these are the times we’re living in.

I agree on both points and think we haven’t even heard that much from her yet! Like, she has an album coming out soon and the last thing she posted on Instagram was September 7th. She’s been pretty quiet on twitter aside from some retweets. (I just checked all this). I’m ok with the like, three snake references. I’m…

Well I’m only one, and I have no idea how this relates to veganism at all, but I can tell you that I think this is stupid, because avocados are delicious. I’m not eating diet guac.

Yay, Morgan! She’s my fave, and I’ve been rooting for her this year. I was just hoping she’d have a great competition, but I’m thrilled for her that she freaking WON.

Yeah, though Pulse was recent and the VT shooter still wouldn’t fit the “profile” they’re talking about. Still, when I hear “mass shooting” I immediately think of a white American male; that TV pundits would assume otherwise is so weird to me.

What?! How much memory loss do these people have? Mass shooters in the US have always been white guys! Admittedly my memory only goes back to like, Columbine, but jebus. It’s a recent thing that self-proclaimed ISIS-affiliated men have gotten in on it here.

Breakdown is my favorite Mariah song! (The Roof is second.) I especially love the last minute and a half or so, not sure what it’s called, what she’s doing there, but it’s perfect. I still have this song on my phone and listen to it every so often.

Ok I will start this week! That’s a sell if ever there was one.

Seriously I’ve been meaning to rewatch 30 Rock AND watch Friday Night Lights for the first time. I’ve been so good to you, Netflix! Paying for your service for years and then always forgetting to use it. Rude indeed.

Omg Arden B, that just gave me such a flashback! I remember that era of work clothes too; it was like half club, half office and I *hated* it. Even though I shopped at those kinds of stores back then.

Yesss. I have two.

Oh no!! :( I swear the Mossimo tees are better quality than the $30 ones I’ve foolishly bought at J Crew.

Same! I honestly don’t even know where to shop, because I increasingly find myself saying “What the hell is that?” when I look. I just took a gander at Madewell’s “latest and greatest”, as they call it: boob ruffles, embroidered flowers, saggy-ass jeans, and puffy shirts. Ok cool, guess I’m sticking with my $9 Target…

I was reading comments on a local news station fb post, and after the second or third one fantasizing about physically assaulting Elizabeth Warren (‘cause she’s “A LOON!!!”), I had to stop. I was so profoundly depressed, for days. How are so many of these people real people?

Shh, don’t jinx it. We’ve seen the revolving door on the white house; I don’t want to wake up tomorrow to “Mattis out, Palin IN” headlines.