She is cute. I don’t watch KUWTK or follow them, but I think North looks so much like Kourtney here.

When I hear “FLOTUS” I still automatically think of Michelle. And I will continue to not correct myself. Whether she wants it or not, that is her title!

“JLO made it hugely popular about the same time as Kim had her come up.”

Maybe because everyone, upon seeing one still from this video, brought up Beyonce and compared Taylor unfavorably to her. (I like them both, about the same amount.)

How have you avoided hearing this?! Haha. I wish I didn’t know this much. When she was dating Tom Hiddleston, he was photographed frolicking in the ocean with her and her friends while wearing a tank top that said I <3 TS. He was (understandably) mocked mercilessly. Her too, I guess, just in a different way.

I laughed at the dancers’ “I <3 TS” shirts. I do think Taylor reads all the comments.

YES! Thank you. This is what I imagined she was referencing, if anything. Especially because that song is Cold Hearted SNAKE, and with Taylor embracing the snake thing, it seemed obvious. But then, I’m old and a lot of these Twitterers are youths.

I hated it last night, and now I like it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ And I think I’m pretty neutral on Taylor; I like some of her songs, but mostly didn’t care for 1989. I am, however, already tired of the over-analyzing. She’s a popstar and entertainer, being dramatic about a feud with fellow celebrities. It’s not that serious.

I know I hold a pen “wrong”, but I was never told to hold it in between my index and middle fingers. That can’t be right!

He did! Well, whoever wrote the song did.

I‘m 39, and I honestly thought she was like 50. I googled her thinking “haha she’s probably my age” and she’s younger?! It was more the picture in the other post about her Instagram, but she definitely does not look 36.

Yeah, there was one in ‘84 and I remember being in kindergarten, making a pinhole viewer out of I think either a cereal box or a cardboard oatmeal canister. I think we had glasses too. I know there’s cost and liability involved, but it shouldn’t be that hard to plan something!

“Dad is planning a party with Sun Chips and Moon Pies”

I appreciate your excitement, Pooslie; I TOO AM REDIC EXCITED. But I’ll be in Massachusetts, womp womp. At least there’s another one closer to me in seven years? *sob* But have fun! I hope it goes smoothly for everyone getting to see totality.

I bought my glasses (actually a ten pack, to give some away) a month ago, and thankfully did all my homework to avoid the scams (a scammer was selling under the same listing!). I’m only getting 64% of an eclipse in MA, and it makes me actually really bummed. I will be nerdier and more prepared for 2024!

I have no real feelings one way or another about her, but I am definitely underwhelmed with the covers. As far as Vogue goes, she’s almost in the same category for me as Sienna Miller and Blake Lively. That category is “Again? Why?”

It’s like when NPR tweeted out the Declaration of Independence on Independence Day, and Trump supporters thought it was an attack on them. What beloved symbol of American freedom will they turn on next?!

This is hilarious but also, somehow, upsetting.

What’s wild is that just a few days ago, I was shocked that someone like The Mooch even held this job, and now I’m shocked he was let go. What a rollercoaster.

Oh my god, the “not working up to potential”. That was on like 75% of my report cards. I did really well in school as long as I didn’t have to actually study (so like, through eighth grade). I was in a gifted program as a kid, and then almost got kicked out of college. I’ve long thought I have ADD, because I wanted so…