Viewers want to know if Season 2 will see the return of Luke Cage's oldest foe — the dastardly pacing problems!

But by the time preseason has started, it's usually clear which way the Browns will be a humiliating failure. Right now, all we have is magical potential.

In a four-paragraph review, it's not clear to me that we needed an extended discussion of concealed werewolf dicks.

Ramsay isn't in the kennel, I think. We saw the kennel earlier this season when
Ramsay killed his baby brother, and its at ground level, with a metal gate to
the courtyard. These seem to be prisoner cells in the basement of
Winterfell. The hounds seemingly got in when Sansa opened the cell
window, which the…

Court? At night? I'm already laughing!

GHOSTUBUSTAHS!

Cumberbatch's American accent sounds remarkably like Charlie Cox's Daredevil voice.

Calling it right now — the father of Jimmy and Chuck is the one who took the money, maybe to pay for a certain brother's pricey law school.

Are those lab-made Purple Man children at 1:34?

No, you can't make me!

The first one was great, but the second one's a huge disappointment.

The surprise is that James Whitmore, playing against type, is cast as an lovable, wise old man. He pulls it off well though.

Right. And regardless of what you think about the wisdom of requiring a user to have a certain number of votes to count towards the Top 250, there's nothing sexist about that system. To the extent men reach this threshold in greater numbers than women, that's simply a factor of why is interested in devoting that…

"I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. Like puking and rallying, so you…

Do you even carve and polish rocks into a chess set, bro?

No, it's not. But it's not rigged in their favor either.

Yo bro, Brooks Hatlen's inability to adjust to bagging groceries, and the way it told him he was doomed to misery outside of prison was so hardcore, bro, SO HARDCORE! [Chugs beer].

Also, the movie that gets a big boost into the top 10 in the women's poll is Life is Beautiful, so maybe people shouldn't get up on their high horse.

Every bro movie has an extended scene about the uplifting and liberating power of opera. Bros love that shit. Also, feeding and raising orphaned birds.

Right. A poll of everyone is likely to pick fairly middlebrow movies that are emotionally satisfying. Shawshank, a movie that pulls at the heartstrings and has a kickass surprise, is likely to do very well by that metric.