I have a Lhasa Apso who can’t go a day without checking in with her agent. And if she asks for another hundred bucks for head shots and grooming. Bitch, please...

“fervent supporter of organizations like PETA”

I second Accesskathryn — I also fucking love your goddamn community, and I’m going to do everything in my power to make sure your community is safe, happy, and full citizens in every way in our society.

As a longtime ally, I fucking love your goddamn community, too.

As a queer, I want to say that I fucking love our goddamn community.

I was going to chastise you for forgetting the Sacramento Kings—but then I remembered we’re only discussing professional teams here.

That “LA Chargers” chant has to be the most pathetic chant I’ve ever heard. Fuck Dean Spanos but also fuck all California sports fans—Raiders, Chargers, Warriors, Lakers, each of the 2 LA Kings fans. You are the worst.

I hear Tijuana offers over the counter anti-depressants at low prices. Or maybe just partake of the legal recreational marijuana in California and watch the sportsball on tv?

I want the Chargers in LA to fail so bad. Such a great city that saw its self as the antithesis to the Raider and its fans, like my 6 DUI cousin Mark. Should be out of Lompoc soon tho. But he’s got a weird edge to him, he’ll be back.

That’s not true.

I love him and I want to hug him so bad! Maybe when he’s calmed down a little bit though.

“This dog has heart.”

Counterpoint: dog is good and in fact, a very good boy yes he is.

He’s a good dog, Samer.

They’re good dogs brent

“I tell people my dog is the wurst, they don’t believe me.”

That dog needs a service dog.