pennsylvaniapolka
Pennsylvania Polka
pennsylvaniapolka

And in mine.

I hate you. I will never get this out of my head now.

You can make do with only two witches, but only if they are lesbian lovers.

EARTH, AIR, FIRE, WATER

Winona Ryder. Obviously.

I call bullshit. Everyone knows you need at least four witches to cast decent spells, so unless you’re going to produce another potential witch I won’t listen to this theory.

I guess Trump must be starting his interviews for the new head of FEMA.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

He’s a fuckin’ joke.

A man who has delusions about Planned Parenthood “destroying generations of African Americans” has no problems working with an industry that is actually destroying the lives of Africans - O.K.

Oh god, please... I need more Tomsula in my life. (Plus it will keep him busy so he stops digging through the dumpster outside my apartment building.)

I know the PERFECT man for the job.

I’ve been to Nashville. It’s fine. For a weekend. I’d probably get bored eventually though.

There is actually. Its quite nice.

14 hours from NYC