From what I've heard about DayZ, I imagine his palm was wired with explosives, or acid, or some sort of sadistic paralytic.

In addition to that, it's an ad for beans. Beans are totally not a real thing. So bogus.

Good luck, kids.

You didn't watch the video?

Although, maybe it was those little bubbles on the map behind him.
I mean, CO2? Hella. Fucking. Offensive.

Wait, so you think it was the star on the hat instead of, say, the Che Guevara shirt the guy's wearing?

Vibrating Peripheral......I swear I'm some kind of an adult.

....Jakarta is in Indonesia.

*sigh* Okay, first, I feel I should apologize if I came off like I was insinuating anything about your intelligence. I wasn't, I was addressing a startling gap in your knowledge base (which is not a character flaw, despite what some people would have you believe) and a fallacious leap in your logic.

the undergarments are made to protect against gamma rays, it's the wetsuit that's for beta radiation.

lol, let's just say that there's a reason the Hulk would, 100%, never have to worry about a "maybe-baby"

I think you're confused.

......okay, I'm sorry if I seem a little lost, but what?!?

eh, I am going to disagree there, not entirely, but with bits and pieces.

Sorry, didn't mean to communicate a condescending tone, I intended it to be jovial. And also, I'm sorry, but it came across as though you were saying that there was just "old feminism" and "modern feminism."

I think that's a great analysis and, to take it one step further, when you compare them side by side the male "save me from myself trope" is resolved by the character in question learning how to regain control, thus relying on himself and regaining his own power, while the female equivalent is resolved by the female…

lol, hun, if you want to get into differentiating the different spheres and historical roots of feminist theory as its own academic field (which it is) then we need to talk about more than just two branches. ;-P

Half-way through your comment I held up a lighter and started waving it back and forth.

It always makes me hang my head when people argue about how "men have it versus how women have it" because the truth is that feminism is the analysis and deconstruction of the gender binary, so people on both sides are arguing about the SAME GOD DAMN THING.

The third paragraph of that story is absolutely terrifying, in its entirety. That whole, everyone wears brown, we begin the day with Mozart, thing is just freaky.

Also, just fyi, unless you know your gay coworker personally, going "oh, you're gay, you'd appreciate some incendiary assplay" could very easily offend…