It's the premature looking jowling. Racism gives you jowls.

I said the same damned thing. He looks like a ruddy faced, no lips, suspender wearing good old boy. Jackass.

He looks exactly like I'd expect a racist sociopath to look like. Also, like many of my relatives.

It's like he decides what to wear in the morning based on how racist it will make him look

We could just arrest PUA's. I'm sure there's some law on the books about it being illegal to pollute the gene pool.

Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe he's just a PUA who took negging way too far!

The headline loaded first and when the picture popped up I was like "well, that's exactly what I expected him to look like." Sometimes stereotypes are mind-blowingly accurate.

This makes me so happy—resident of SR here, lifelong Sonoma County girl, raised in Petaluma. I too, have Tom Waits stories, although right now I live down the street from Guy Fieri, which is decidedly LESS cool.

OK so I'm working the front counter at a Blockbuster Video and an insanely good-looking man approaches, prepared to buy the movie "Double Jeopardy" starring Ashley Judd. "This is a great movie!" I tell him, stopping just short of asking if he had anyone to watch the movie with. He smiled at me and said in a…

When I was new to Austin and a brand new waiter in a nice hotel during sxsw mid-90s, I got sat with a band that were total dicks at the end of my shift. I was super disappointed because I thought they were Simple Minds who were also staying there(and were 6th grade crush material, so extra disappointed). I was over…

do you have Maxwell House eyes ?

My screen name compels me to star this. Fantastic.

No one will top this. It is my friends' favorite story to tell at parties because no one can ever beat it:

More cute than insane. Waiting back stage at the Kennedy Center Honors, just me and Tom Hanks. He was waiting for his cue to enter, and I was the first to places for the choir entrance. Mr. Hanks was watching the backstage monitor as the house camera panned the audience. When the camera landed on Rita Wilson, Mr.…

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

It's not insane per se but it was the coolest thing ever! I've been chronically ill since 4. Loads of kidney problems, autoimmune disorders, etc. A lot of pain. A lot of sleepless nights. That's how I got into old movies. If you're in pain & awake at 4am TCM is the only thing on. I LOVE old movies. I pray to Bogart &…

Circa 2002? Maybe 2003.

I was the Room Service Coordinator at a casino in Atlantic City, NJ. My job consisted of taking orders via phone, creating the checks, assigning servers, and closing the checks. Room service also handled all the amenities for the shows, so I've been on the phone with an assortment of…

I had a strange encounter with Tom Waits. Is there any other kind?

Johnny Depp and Wayne Coyne are having a WORST MIDLIFE EVAH contest in my lil' old nineties child heart. I'm going to put on a black velvet choker, smoke a clove cigarette, and cry into my Sebadoh albums.