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I like to think she's just been a sleeper agent all these years and finally got the go-ahead to break Fox news. It's a happy little fantasy world I live in!

I'm thinking the former and she is preparing the way for a tell all book and born again feminist lecture career.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Also,

Fabio.

He's no Burt Reynolds but oh yeaaaaaaah

Yes but spelled/pronounced Diabeetus.

Those eyes man, they've seen some dark shit.

OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME!!!!

By the loook of that poor pup's face, "Save Me!" seems a good fit. Or, "You can't be serious, right?"

oh god hahahaha you right, you right.

An Open Letter to Your Ex-boyfriend,

Taylor, Prince would like to have a word with you.

Here's hoping this starts a trend of pop stars gaining legal ownership of all sorts of generic phrases.

Ooh you're bad.

Open letter to my ex boyfriend: die in a fire ;)

Another story about rape. Another story about gross police misconduct. Another story about apathy. Another story about violence against native women. Another story about a teenage girl victimized.

Because it's important to this story. This wouldn't have happened if she was white. Police in Canada discriminate against the native population. Kind of like how the police in the US treat black people. I've heard cops brag about beating native people while off duty. It's disgusting.