Is this satire? Or are you an asshole? I’m confused.

WTF? Here’s what you do...nothing. Before you get hired, you go through these things called an “interview” and a “salary and benefits negotiation”. At the end of that, they made an offer and you ACCEPTED it. You have therefore completely lost your right to “freak out”. Now, at the end of some arbitrary limit (90-days,…

I do not get the love for this guy. He was a giant ham, a talentless hack who could barely remember his lines. It puzzles me that people are so smitten now that he’s gone.

Also, keep in mind, Ghostbusting is not a popular or well-paying gig. These are jumpsuits that they threw together in order to have uniforms. They aren’t meant to look professional.

I agree with “lotsa”. But seriously, how many of you knew all the two-letter words until people played them against you? The answer is “None. None more black.” So we'll adjust.

As hard as learning English for the first time? No. Language is fluid and ever-changing. Let’s try not to be like the French, who set up their own little xenophobic language law bureau, m’kay?

It should be, but I can think of a half-dozen times in the last week I wished it were an acceptable word.

Oh yes. PB is sinister and morally bankrupt. She plays God regularly, as you pointed out, acts on her own to control her subjects and other kingdoms, pretended to be Finn’s father. She does what she wants and screw what anyone else thinks. How many times has her kingdom, or all of Oo been endangered due to one of her…

Really? A paragraph about how you’re too cool to watch TV?

I can think of SO MANY more important things to be an asshat about. Things that are ACTUALLY harmful, stupid or ignorant. Why choose this one?

What kind of a cockmaster needs to presume anything at all? He might have a really monstrous metabolism. He might like junk food a LOT but eat in in moderation. He might...none of your fucking business, you rude asshole.

That's actually the proper way to flip the bird. The "fist with a finger sticking up" is like those people who eat by wrapping their fist around the fork instead of holding it with their fingers.

I am sick to freaking death of close-minded people labeling something that they personally dislike, or don't have the balls to try, as "disgusting", as though theirs was the only possible opinion.

Way to get the joke!

Gosh I hate articles like this one. I know it's meant to be humorous, but all it does for me is underscore how close-minded and provincial is the author. You don't like it? Don't eat it. But proclaiming that it shouldn't exist, despite the millions of OTHER people might enjoy it is just fuckery. I should follow…

How do I go about pushing Manhattan out of a plane? I want to see it like that!

Wow. I completely disagree with this author's sense of the interview. I think Jonez was straightforward, if a little sad that the interviewer was missing the point. It has nothing to do with whether she liked or even appreciated the movie - more that it seems she did not "see" the movie Jonez had made.

I managed to get the entire run at the library.