The entire 2016 year: A short film.

I once attended an outdoor wedding where they released doves. It was an extremely windy day, and one of them planted into the side of a building as it flew away. The couple was divorced within six months.

Nah, he’s a motherfucking traitor and a disgrace to the very concept of democracy. He’s a blow America or the world will never fully recover from.

He (and his spawn) should be made to pay it all back when he’s impeached.

What infuriates me (as I’m sure they’re delighted to hear) is that when you call this shit out, Trump supporters immediately ignore all the things Trump said he wouldn’t do, and go to the “but Obama did it!” defense, or they give the “You can get work done anywhere!” defense, which they ignored when it was given for…

It almost feels pointless to even try and maintain the ‘resistance’ effort of reporting on all the hypocrisy, stupidity, incompetence and outright evil of this government corporation currently bumbling around in power like a priapic moose high on meth. Trump did this, he said that, he contradicted himself here, he…

I don’t even speak to my republican coworkers after one fucker told me “I guess you’ll be moving back to somalia now” on November 9th. I work at a nonprofit in Silicon Valley and have never lived in HOA.

I have to say, Trump is making my arguments with my Republican co-workers so fucking easy these days. They can’t respond to half the stuff I point out.

Watching Rachel fucking Maddow, of all people, applaud the airstrikes last night was fucking appalling.

Agreed. If you can, you go. Nobody WANTS to go to a funeral (well, unless its that one guy who depantsed you in fourth grade during the school christmas recital and for the next 5 years everyone called you Leonardo because it was the one time - ONE TIME - you wore TMNT underwear only because all your other underwear…

Cosign on the general principle of upholding the bonds of society.

Maybe it’s a New York thing, but no one goes to funerals except the closest family and friends. That shit is in the morning and no one is burning a vacation day on that.

My brother tried to pull that shit at my grandfather’s funeral. Grandma wrote him out of the will. He showed up at the other grandparents funeral real quick. He is a scumbag.

Yeah, one thing I’ve learned as I’ve grown older - you should go to funerals of people you know whenever it’s not a major inconvenience (though if they’re really close, then you go anyway). Their families really appreciate it. If you “don’t do” funerals, you need to get over yourself - nobody fucking likes them.

April fools day is the absolute worst. I hate it. I know I’m not alone, so why do these idiotic trends continue?

Yes, and the ability to view content for other countries.

Yes, and the ability to view content for other countries.

Have been using NordVPN for a few months now (kind of thought this might happen), and I must say I am really impressed with the performance. I really thought a VPN would kill my connection speeds, but happy to be wrong. Easy to use and still screaming fast... Just wish I’d gotten this pricing.

Have been using NordVPN for a few months now (kind of thought this might happen), and I must say I am really…

Pretty much par for the corse for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

#whatever we're up to: get whiskey dick.