I’m sure the auto mechanic is in awe of your intelligence when you need help fixing the car.

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.

I’ll give you that one. Remote wired voice was a breakthrough but wireless computing in a handheld was a quantum leap.

Its a great point - the question is what is greater, the invention or subsequent innovation? The 787 changes the shape of its wing to turn. So did the Wright Flyer. Advantage Orville and Wilbur, I think.

(No question, that’s why their stock price has done so well. But even with those acquisitions, the company’s overpriced, because the Street gets raging hard ons for anything remotely linked to tech)

I think two main prongs are that we’re older (and thus spouse/significant other/children become the top priority; career progress, which requires more judicious display; busier and not as social in general) and heightened awareness that voluntarily feeding an omniscient Skynet-like service with more private details is…

Fair enough, though I’m always mildly perplexed by those who expect more than a couple of paragraphs from deadspin. They do occasionally go long-form and serious, but the vast majority of their work is surface-level and irreverent. It’s just not a place I come for analysis or insight, honestly.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

Wow. If voodoo economics can’t work in Louisiana...

You’re one of the worst commenters on Deadspin.

Not being from NJ, but now currently living in NJ has raised my opinion from simply not being a fan of his music to absolutely fucking hating the sounds of his average power chords and terrible voice

I hate to be “that guy,” but the Panthers last played in the Super Bowl in 2004, over a year before Davis was drafted.

Not to be a dick but Thomas Davis was not on the Panthers during their last Super Bowl.. Which was in 03-04 season.. Not 2005. You’ll get ‘em next time though

Considering that this is a team that was literally a botched onside kick away from going to the Super Bowl a year ago, I’m just curious who McCarthy wanted Thompson to sign this past offseason. This year’s Packers suffered a lot of injuries (or in the case of Lacy, an elite player losing his edge) and despite all of…

In a related note, Packers management fed up with Mike McCarthy’s refusal to stop coaching like ass.

I just have so little patience these days for any of the morons they have, just spouting nonsense and bullshit and hogwash. Used to sit and watch “Around The Horn” after I got home from work, but they’re all clowns. I’ll still watch games, but my interest in any of the peripheral programming is basically nil.

I don’t understand why teams in the Packers position don’t go for 2. You’re choosing OT - where you might not even touch the ball again - over 1 play from the 2 yard line. And if your the Packers, wouldn’t you take Aaron Rodgers from the 2 to win the game all day?

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

True or not, the notion that Kobe has a theory on passing the ball, of all things, is humorous to me.