Zero Sense or Sensibility

God, you reminded me how much I hated all that carding BS. Right up to the point I stopped getting carded...

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

Super weird that the team with the 4th best record in the regular season is in the final four.

Good Kinja.

Yes you giant baby

That this has to be explained is tragic.

He was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead. He was then taken to a better hospital where his condition was upgraded to “alive.”

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Counterpoint:

Chords

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

In fairness (or unfairness, really) you lost me by using the word "festy"

Please never use the word “festy” again when referring to festivals.

Counterpoint: waiting silently for your turn is some bourgeois white people claptrap. In many, many cultures, speaking over a person is the prime way to show that you’re engaged and listening, and waiting until the person has finished speaking is a sign you’re not paying attention. Coming from a big Jewey…

Your obvious disdain for Fight Club makes any point you’re trying to make automatically null.

I’m sure the auto mechanic is in awe of your intelligence when you need help fixing the car.

Look, if any entitled asshole deserves a raise, it's Sasha Grey's.

I’ll give you that one. Remote wired voice was a breakthrough but wireless computing in a handheld was a quantum leap.

Its a great point - the question is what is greater, the invention or subsequent innovation? The 787 changes the shape of its wing to turn. So did the Wright Flyer. Advantage Orville and Wilbur, I think.