It means they’ve done a great job crate-training Gronk.

Roses are red

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Fighting Cawks

I’ve seen a lot of this anti-humor trolling since the story about Ken W. Everybody wants to be Ken W. There’s only one Ken W., and he ain’t it.

It's not your fault.

Jungle Fever at #4. If only for the Ossie Davis/Ruby Dee/Samuel L. Jackson relationship. Heavy stuff. The use of Stevie Wonder’s “Livin’ for the City” is also freaking awesome.

Yeah, it’d be nice if the director of She’s Gotta Have It, Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X, Crooklyn, Bamboozled, 25th Hour, and Inside Man could make a good movie. If he had any talent at all, he could surely knock out 5+ good movies like every other schlub in a director’s chair.

Spike Lee’s best movie is by far 25th Hour because he got out of his own way for once and just made a good movie based on someone else’s excellent script. It works as not only a love letter to NYC but also a poignant story of redemption and forgiveness. Great acting as well. Ed Norton, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Rosario…

C’mon man spike an excellent filmmaker, he’s a bit self righteous, but don’t say some bs like that..you may dig on the rolling stones but they ain’t the ones to come up with that style on they own.

Incidentally, that bio scored an A as his civil liberties term paper at Ole Miss.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

“Don’t just stare at it, eat it.”

I’m not exactly known for my clairvoyance, but even I could’ve told you that Ronaldo was going to flop at the box office.

Not sure what I’m watching? Jeez, get your eyes checked man.

lmao, I’ll do my part to get you out of the grays!

signed,

I’m just hoping they can come to some sort of Missouri Compromise eventually

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

If the Army is paying this much for a flag ceremony, I’m terrified to think about what they pay for other shit. “Hey guys, why don’t you build a submarine for us and then we’ll also pay you to rent that submarine? And then you can fuck our wives. HERE’S FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS THANKS.”

This reminds me of when I emailed George W. Bush about 9/11 and he wrote back that he was going to sit there for like 20 minutes and not do anything, and perhaps read a little, and then get back to me.