Please tell me they’re not sending you to the GOP convention, Albert.

That seems like a lot of work. We could just pass laws to make it much tougher for people to buy and own guns and also run programs like guy buy-backs? I dunno, though. Maybe I’m making TOO much sense?

Good teams almost lose to bad teams all the time, especially in the NBA. Even your “clever”* post can’t make this actual news.

2004, not 2005, was the last time the Panthers were in the Super Bowl.

That’s why warm-weather teams like Tampa Bay, San Diego, Miami, and Arizona do so well every year.

Couldn’t agree more. The problem is that the Pack need a coach who’s willing to go for it in critical situations.

Completely agree. I have zero use for any and all ESPN programming outside of their NFL, MLB and NBA games. And since the bar around the corner has packages in all three sports I’ve decided to cut the cord at home.

As a Packers fan I couldn’t agree more. You have a roughly 45% chance of converting the 2 points for a guaranteed victory, but what are your odds of winning in overtime, against a better team, on the road? I doubt they’re 45%. I wasn’t surprised we took the (almost) guaranteed tie because Mike McCarthy, but it’d have…

Good to see Deadspin is still licking Tommy Craggs’ balls.

Damn ur smart

By definition, then, you can’t call anyone the greatest of all time. You can only call someone the greatest of HIS time.

They changed the rules after Jordan; the hard shots he took are called fouls now, and game is faster. Jordan impacted basketball profoundly, but not in the kind of easily digestible way you want.

To play devil’s advocate: the average talent in the league back then was not remotely close to what it was during Kobe’s prime years. Wilt was head and shoulders (literally) above the league, but the league, compared to today, was a joke. I’m not saying Kobe was better—if you compare each player to his time, Wilt was…

Here’s a response as irreverent and tongue-in-cheek as this article:

I see where you’re coming from but you’ve got your facts wrong. Piazza admitted to using it while the getting was good in the 1990s. Andro was only classified as an illegal substance in 2004.

Did you get a raise?

Piazza used androstenedione when it was available over the counter and MLB wasn’t testing for it and never said players couldn’t use it. Not sure how that’s cheating.

“The playoffs are a notorious crapshoot”

Hoverboards are the Manhattan Project of toys.

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