So Ronaldo is soccer’s A-Rod?

This guy is out of the grays and I’m not.

This guy is out of the grays and I’m not.

Nope. Meaningful change can’t take place if the people at the top are uninterested in, or against, the cause. Removing Wolfe certainly won’t fix everything, but it’s a first step.

*Not Pinkham’s Law, because this isn’t anything to do with taking the side of a restaurant or customer over an employee, but...*

That I’m still in the grays but you aren’t is proof that there is a god, and that he doesn’t give a shit if we’re happy or not.

Getting paid to write about a television show you kind of don’t like. What a hero you are.

I think you missed the point of this article. Most of the issues Turley has dealt with stem not from the concussions directly but from the medications necessary to deal with long-term damage to his brain. The links connecting concussions to things like depression and suicidal tendencies exist but are still relatively…

LOLOL PINKHAM’S LAW LOLOL

WHAT A CLEVER OBSERVATION

MOAR SOCIAL JUSTICE PLEASE

This article is the equivalent of raving about a baseball playing OPSing 1.600...over the course a week. C’mon. You can start fellating Steph Curry if he keeps this up for half a season.

Gay!

Students act up every day in every school in America, yet 99.999% of them don’t get beat up by a police officer. Makes you wonder if perhaps the cop could’ve handled the situation differently...

Please contextualize these statistics for us!

An honest reading of the study would have been: “eating hot dogs every day will raise the chance of you getting some kinds of cancers.” But that won’t get you many page views, will it?

Way to misspell elite.

What are your thoughts on Death’s Door? I like it because it’s lighter on the juniper and heavier on the citrus and florals...

This is the kind of Serious Politics Article written by a guy in love with his own voice and who also knows nothing about actual political science. I could’ve read David Brooks this morning and laughed slightly less but gotten basically the same experience.

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