This line of reasoning sucks, if only because

Without necessarily disagreeing with everything you wrote...isn't the problem here that we brush off addiction when it consumes people who are already a punchline for us, not that we're giving Josh Hamilton (IMO, much-deserved) credit for owning up to his relapse and seeking help of his own accord?

It works for women, too. It works for everybody. The dirty secret that everyone who stands to profit from pilates/pure barre/yoga/whatever doesn't want you to know is that you'll lose more belly fat and be healthier overall if you just do a regular weight lifting program and stick with it.

Did...did we read the same article?

"You can either express that as 187 plays per fumble, or as 0.005 fumbles per play. Either way, the disparity from the norm is still proportionally the same."

"Most people would prefer a great voice singing terrible lyrics to the opposite"

Thanks, that was sort of my point. While there's a well-established link between anabolic steroids and mood swings, as of today there's basically zero evidence that steroids lead to depression or suicide. I'm all for using tragedies like these as a soapbox to call attention to [everything that's wrong with football…

Can you show some evidence clearly linking chronic anabolic steroid use to increased risk of suicide?

Irish bars belong below Karaoke bars. Guinness is the best beer you'll find. The food looks and tastes terrible. The odds of witnessing or inadvertently being drawn into a fight are high. St Patrick's day, a.k.a. everyone's most convenient excuse to vomit in public and behave like braying morons, is the worst holiday…

This is the optimal time for such storms because the lake water is still relatively warm but the land around it has cooled down quickly.

Nah. There were a handful of really good position players in the NL this year but nobody really impressive.

"Also, I wonder why Blacks in low-income areas tend to commit crimes at significantly higher rates than Whites in low-income areas? What's the explanation for that? [Next excuse, other than low-income as an excuse for crime, coming up next!]"

That's the problem. They aren't humans.

They finally made Blurred Lines for white women.

Katy Perry has big boobs, which is pretty awesome.

Yeah this is some navel-gazing drivel.

Especially when the NFL raises breast cancer awareness.

I'm a business owner, and businesses CAN DEFINITELY pay to have negative reviews "filtered".

What about Dennys-caliber BJs?

And here I thought only middle-aged women were going in for the labralplasty?